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Worst Sexual Experience

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Chewy.
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I have know idea if somebody has made this thread. So sorry if it's a repost.

Mine is this. Back when I was a in high school, I was a wrestler and had the same coach from when I was 13 to when I was 18. My ex and I were making the beast with two backs in my car in the woods. My coach lived in the area, and he happened to drive by and catch us. Luckily he was young, and really chill. But next few he gave me so much shit about it.
Jul 5 2013 7:33PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
still gross AF
Jul 8 2013 6:29PM
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skiierman
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Pumped her off her feet, did ya? Classic.
Jul 8 2013 7:41PM
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Bateman
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fucking tease
Jul 8 2013 7:55PM
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gengar.
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im actually dying to know what you guys used as an excuse for that
Jul 8 2013 8:05PM
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CliffyByro
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thinking of a snappy excuse must have been a right pain in the neck






















i'm sorry, i hope she was okay
Jul 8 2013 8:21PM
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Caspaaa
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thats awful dude shower sex is the greatest


worst thus far was probably just not being able to get it up. probably nerves cause it was the first time i had sex with a girl i really really cared about, but we gave up for an hour or two and then tried again and everything went smoothly.
Jul 8 2013 8:32PM
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Slurpsicle.
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So me and my girl were doing the nasty one morning and we were doing unprotected sex. I pulled out and came all over her front and some got into her eye an hair. So as "playful revenge" when I leaned down to kiss her after she grabs me and gives me a big ol hug before she got a chance to grab a towel...
Jul 8 2013 8:37PM
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Balbertt
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fucking win
Jul 8 2013 10:01PM
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Blindsurfer
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why would you after splurging all over her face
Jul 8 2013 10:31PM
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grapejuice3000+
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lol u guys are dumb theres no bad sexual experience if you dont talk to girls
Jul 8 2013 10:34PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You've heard of wet dreams before, right? They're amazing but there's a downside to every dream, even a wet one... it's called a wetmare.

You don't fucking want one of those, like a STD for your mind.
Jul 8 2013 10:45PM
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pmw
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Rosie O'donnell and that double sider still haunt me to this day....
Jul 9 2013 12:45AM
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NomadicMedia
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S t Anal Sex. Accidentally Pink socked the girl. Nearly died
Jul 9 2013 12:41PM
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Dan.
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PSA: when someone says choke harder, don't. they'll pass out and stop breathing for about 15 seconds, which to you will feel like the longest 15 seconds of your live because you'll spend them thinking 'holy shit I just killed somebody. holy shit. fuck my dick is still inside them. I am fucking a person I just killed. what the fuck.' and then they'll wake up in a sexual frenzy, and you'll just lay there thinking 'I just saw you die'. and it's weird. do not recommend.
Jul 9 2013 2:24PM
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Stose
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Heard a better version of that at my school. They were doing anal, he pulled out and the girl shit. And then they hurriedly snuck her out the back, and the parents came in and saw the shit, so the kid blamed it on the dog and then his parents had the dog put down because they thought it was getting so old it couldn't control it's dumps anymore
Jul 9 2013 2:30PM
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CliffyByro
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heard that at my school too, pretty sure it never happened. its just one of those things people spread i reckon
Jul 9 2013 2:43PM
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TRAP_CHEF
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I also heard this at my school
Jul 9 2013 2:47PM
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Stose
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Completely.
Jul 9 2013 2:51PM
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act.resist
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HAHAHA
Jul 9 2013 2:55PM
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Jane6
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quoting for awesomeness.
Jul 9 2013 4:12PM
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steezy69
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one time while givin a girl the ol finger treatment, i forgot i had cut my finger earlier that day. well didn't remember til it was up there and it really started to sting. anywho, that night didn't end too bad,

the best part was skiing the next day with some buddies and talking about it with a random lady on board. i was tellin my friends how i hope i don't contract anything because of the cut like HIV and Aids but we were joking around and the lady interjected and started laughing and decided we three grown men needed a sex talk on how you can't contract aids from fingering someone. it was quite an entertaining lift ride to say the least

Jul 9 2013 4:13PM
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Goku
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Barfed on while getting a beejer
Jul 9 2013 10:46PM
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LiquorLanch
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first time i ever did it i gave the girl a concussion when she slammed her head against my headboard

guess the boat was rocking a bit too hard
Jul 9 2013 11:08PM
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7springsprod
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All(none) of them.
Jul 9 2013 11:16PM
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skiierman
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You've just won the grand prize for, "JOKE OF THE YEAAAARRRR!".


Your prize is a pair of jizz-soaked Justin Bieber boxers that he used while on tour to fuck the horniest 14-year-olds while singing about his latest break-up!


CONGRATS ROPE SUCKER. ENJOY THAT SPOILED YOGURT!!!
Jul 9 2013 11:19PM
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Dan.
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actually you could if you had an open wound. that's fluid to fluid contact, which is how it spreads.
Jul 9 2013 11:20PM
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line686
Posts: 406 - Karma: 205
Grow up. Queefs happen all the time.
Jul 10 2013 12:04AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I already made that one sheet-head.
Jul 10 2013 12:20AM
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pmw
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Still gross AF
Jul 10 2013 12:38AM
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turducken
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So I was balls deep, fucking this Japanese guy in the ass, right. I reach around and grab his dick, and he's got a fucking hard-on. I mean, what's up with that?
Jul 10 2013 12:39AM
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act.resist
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it's a sound. stop being a pansy.
Jul 10 2013 12:52AM
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LiquorLanch
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Jul 10 2013 12:53AM
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pmw
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When a girl is on top of me and goes "ffffpfppfpfpffffpppfff' and I can't distinguish whether it was a fart or not, I have a right to be grossed out mkay
Jul 10 2013 12:54AM
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act.resist
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well its obvs because your dick was too small and it was letting all the air in.

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Jul 10 2013 12:58AM
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pmw
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shit...is that how it works?
Jul 10 2013 12:59AM
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Jane6
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SERVED
Jul 10 2013 1:01AM
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pmw
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cum on now bb u no im pakin heet
Jul 10 2013 1:04AM
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paige.
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Well does she queef at times other then when you've been dicking her?
No?
Then it's your dick that's the problem :)
Jul 10 2013 1:17AM
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gengar.
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BOOOOOOM
Jul 10 2013 1:18AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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did you atleast finish?
Jul 10 2013 1:21AM
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000000000000
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1. Rubber breaks, finish, buy plan b. She doesn't want to take it.
2. Another chick is so ratchet, demoted to 1/4 chub with baby simulator (they give you in child development) crying bloody murder.
Jul 10 2013 1:29AM
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steezy69
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yeah thats what we were sayin but i don't think she knew i had a cut on my finger so she thought we were all retarded and that it was hilarious to her how just cuz i "touched it down there" i thought i could get something when really i could have the HIV right now and not even know
Jul 10 2013 11:14AM
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casual
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Yeah....if you yourself are actually a shy little pussy. If you're doing work, depending on the position/angle, it's almost inevitable, or at least not at all uncommon, and there's nothing gross about it. Also, there's no resultant smell...or at least no different than the smell of sex sans "queef". Get over it, it's no big deal whatsoever, and if you're grossed out by that, you must think sex is icky, period.

Newsflash, your scrotum is gross and smells. And yet, presumably, some poor woman as to wrangle that turkey neck and she probably does it with a smile, so the next time some girl queefs, do her and yourself a favor and don't flinch.
Jul 10 2013 11:31AM
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casual
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*especially after pulling out.
Jul 10 2013 11:33AM
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act.resist
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Boom. Roasted.


Its unbearably embarrassing enough for the girl to let out a queef. Added to the embarrassment its not even her fault. So can it.
Jul 10 2013 12:27PM
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skiierman
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Yuuup, just best to pretend it never happened and to be a man and continue to go to work on pound town.
Jul 10 2013 1:36PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Heard the exact same story at my school, except in the story at my school the dad took the dog out back and shot it
Jul 10 2013 2:19PM
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pmw
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So defensive. You must be a chronic queefer
Jul 10 2013 7:22PM
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987321654hgfd
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If you can't handle a little queef you're probably a prude.
Jul 10 2013 7:25PM
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CliffyByro
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or a virgin
Jul 10 2013 7:44PM
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