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Worst Sexual Experience

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Chewy.
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I have know idea if somebody has made this thread. So sorry if it's a repost.

Mine is this. Back when I was a in high school, I was a wrestler and had the same coach from when I was 13 to when I was 18. My ex and I were making the beast with two backs in my car in the woods. My coach lived in the area, and he happened to drive by and catch us. Luckily he was young, and really chill. But next few he gave me so much shit about it.
Jul 5 2013 7:33PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Sounds like you missed a real catch
Jul 6 2013 8:59PM
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edai
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Or She just used the wrong bait
Jul 6 2013 9:02PM
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SterlingArcher
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The worm was too small.
Jul 6 2013 9:06PM
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neutralzombie
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his worm was kind of small.
Jul 6 2013 9:16PM
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alex=
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First blowjob, the girl choked on it.
Most recent experience, girl had a hairy pussy (WTF?) and refused to blow me. I left
Jul 6 2013 9:21PM
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SterlingArcher
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Sounds like you need to fish from a different pond
Jul 6 2013 9:25PM
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Mag
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These jokes are like shooting fish in a barrel
Jul 6 2013 9:30PM
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neutralzombie
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i caught a marlin a few years ago.
Jul 6 2013 10:57PM
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neutralzombie
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big boys swim in the ocean, not backyard ponds my friends.
Jul 6 2013 10:58PM
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timmi
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Just hope you don't catch crabs
Jul 6 2013 11:16PM
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neutralzombie
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you'll be the first to know ;)
Jul 6 2013 11:17PM
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SterlingArcher
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^ I like how nautical things got in here
Jul 6 2013 11:23PM
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oil.
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its naughtily nautical right now
Jul 6 2013 11:32PM
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timmi
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Don't krill the joke man
Jul 6 2013 11:32PM
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1337
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hahahahahahaha you guys are going overboard with these jokes!
Jul 7 2013 12:32AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I sea what you did there.
Jul 7 2013 12:43AM
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Horsefacekillah
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water you saying?
Jul 7 2013 12:45AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I'm new, give me some leeway
Jul 7 2013 12:47AM
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yung_stone
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The worst is during anal and you realize her ship do stink.

But seriously what just happened is about to wake my day honestly
Jul 7 2013 12:54AM
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MFM
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turned on the lights to us both covered in a hint of blood...
Jul 7 2013 12:55AM
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yung_stone
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Covered in a hint of blood? Like, covered... but in a small amount?
Jul 7 2013 12:58AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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a thin layer
Jul 7 2013 1:36AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Like a thin film or a primer coat?
Jul 7 2013 1:39AM
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cheaaaaaa
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Finished in her mouth and as she was about to swallow, some ridiculous song came on that we had a common joke about. Right as we locked eyes acknowledging the song/joke, she burst into laughter...mystifying her mouthful over both of us. It was so fucked up we had to laugh.....but beyond fucked up.
Jul 7 2013 1:43AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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youd have to ask him. wasnt me who got coated lightly in period juices
Jul 7 2013 2:04AM
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Auzy
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Kinda similar, but instead of laughing and spraying it like your girl did my girl thought it would be funny to kiss me with a mouthful
Jul 7 2013 2:44AM
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skiierman
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Maybe that was her way of saying that you need more protein in your diet.
Jul 7 2013 1:22PM
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987321654hgfd
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psoriasis.
Jul 7 2013 4:13PM
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clive_bixby
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Gross. Elaborate.
Jul 7 2013 4:57PM
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thejackal1177
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Brace yourself, this ones a little bit more disturbing then any ive heard in here...

So i was hooking up with this girl right. Everything is going according to plan its turning out to be a good lay, then things went south... Well usually if i feel like im going to lose my load i will just pull out and eat the girl out a little bit. So as i was feeling a little close i pulled out and went down on her for a bit. Went back up and started kissing her and put it back in, well... It was about that time i noticed. she was a virgin, i hadnt known. The way i found out was she had a mustache of blood on her lips. So while i was eating her out just after i popped her cherry i somehow got some of her blood on my upper lip without noticing. and kissing her it rubbed from me to her. It was the most awkward experience of my life i got up stopped and said just leave. Not sure if she realized what happened but she didnt wash up before leaving...
Jul 7 2013 5:16PM
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ForeverYung
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Ahh some girl did this to me, was not pleased to say the least.

Also those sea jokes up there were great hahahaha
Jul 7 2013 8:14PM
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EllieMae
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Well i was 15 and his brother was 28. i was younger and shy. i still am, but he walked in on us having sex so that was the embarrassing part, not that he was my ass
Jul 7 2013 10:04PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Jul 7 2013 10:38PM
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Wolfgang.
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This didn't happen to me, but everyone talked about it at my school. This couple is fucking on the stairwell at the boyfriends place when the parents aren't home. They were allegedly doing anal. The parents drive and in a panic, the guy pulls out as fast as possible. He just so happened to pull out a shit storm. She shat, all over the place.
Jul 7 2013 11:24PM
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pmw
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you are the leading example in my life of why, as a father, i will treat my daughter like a princess.
Jul 7 2013 11:31PM
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Chewy.
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I hate when 28 year old dudes see my ass too.
Jul 8 2013 1:59AM
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450out.
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I know a guy this happened to, but instead of on the stairs, it was in the back of his girlfriend's parent's car.
Jul 8 2013 3:04AM
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steezy69
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ha reminds me of the time i stayed the night elsewhere one night my freshman year in the dorms and i needed to get back into my room for something before i left again and i knew my roommate had his nasty ass slutty girlfriend over that night too.

so of course i walk in thinking they'd be asleep although i was seeing if they had done it the night before or whatev, but apparently they were just in the middle of it. As soon as i walked in i was greeted with a bitter smell of sweat, nasty girl smell, and all the other gross smells associated with a nasty chick in bed. i almost lost it so bad in there and had to run out holding my breath. most disgusting way to walk in on someone ever.

needless to say they were pissed and ate all my candy before i got back cuz she is fat

Jul 8 2013 10:07AM
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skiierman
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Someone has some deep-seeded anger issues towards women...
Jul 8 2013 10:27AM
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steezy69
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nah, just that one. she treated my roommate like a piece of shit. when i first met both of them, he told me they were dating and on a separate occasion a couple days later when i finally talked to her for the first time she said they werent. she basically used him cuz he was from a wealthy bunch and she would go slut it up wherever whenever with whoever. then come back to his money and kiss him once or twice. they broke up for a year or so but now they are back at it. not a fan of hers at all.
Jul 8 2013 10:49AM
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CliffyByro
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that's the sealiest thing i've ever heard
Jul 8 2013 11:03AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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i think we can all make that claim
Jul 8 2013 11:18AM
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RawrRawrRob
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Was at my girlfriend of the time's house for lunch. We were in the basement fooling around while lunch was being made and she starting giving me an hj, halfway through her mom came down to tell us lunch was ready. Luckily we stopped and covered up and she didn't notice. Buuuuuut I then had to spend the next 7ish hours of the day with her and her family blue-balled
Jul 8 2013 12:14PM
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act.resist
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seems legit
Jul 8 2013 12:28PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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that sounds so bad! One time i was getting a blowjob, and my gf's dad pulled in the garage so we stopped. Horrific experience for both of us.
Jul 8 2013 12:43PM
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Chewy.
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I wanted to make an ocean pun but I don't sea the point of it.
Jul 8 2013 1:27PM
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act.resist
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Pretty sure its just air that gets trapped and then comes out. Yea. Pretty positive actually
Jul 8 2013 1:55PM
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aquinn
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shower sex. She slipped and broke her neck. Not paralyzed, but hairline fracture of C3. Whoops
Jul 8 2013 4:04PM
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ForeverYung
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I think you just won the thread

Jul 8 2013 6:05PM
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SkierPT
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Jesus...
Jul 8 2013 6:27PM
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