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Would you rather give up hot dogs or ranch dressing

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danbrown
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would you rather give up hot dogs or ranch dressing
Jul 4 2013 1:12PM
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youngdtay
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Ranch dressing can take a hike.
Jul 4 2013 1:14PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Hot dogs because I like salads with ranch and at the end of the day I don't eat many hot dogs.
Jul 4 2013 1:14PM
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Twerk
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I would be fine with out both
Jul 4 2013 1:18PM
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Spagett+
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I wish I had mod powers more than anything.
Jul 4 2013 1:19PM
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NinetyFour
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Ranch dressing stays. Inb4 that video of the Joe Rogan show with the mobster guy bitching about ranch.
Jul 4 2013 1:22PM
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SterlingArcher
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Hot dogs. Because ranch goes with EVERYTHING
Jul 4 2013 1:35PM
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louie.mirags
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Could do without both for sure..
Jul 4 2013 1:37PM
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EllieMae
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iv never liked either of the,
Jul 4 2013 1:42PM
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NinetyFour
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Don't lie. We know you like hot dogs.
Jul 4 2013 1:43PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Hot dogs fo sho.

What would I put on hot wings if ranch disappeared? Or pizza? I guess bleu cheese would work, but its just not the same..

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Jul 4 2013 1:51PM
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EllieMae
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no i really don't... but since your referring to penis ummm no shit i like penis... i'm a female and straight.
Jul 4 2013 1:52PM
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Stose
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Oh hey you're back
Jul 4 2013 1:54PM
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JWeinstock
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Ranch. hotdogs are too good
Jul 4 2013 1:57PM
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CashmereCat
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Ranch is gone. Hot dogs are way too good. Vienna beef for life.
Jul 4 2013 1:59PM
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rememberscott
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how dare you create this thread on the day of the hot dog eating contest. with that being said this one is easy, hot dogs
Jul 4 2013 2:00PM
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SamtheEagle
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hot dogs
Jul 4 2013 2:01PM
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Mag
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after a quick google I've discovered ranch dressing is "a condiment made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs, and spices, mixed into a sauce."

that sounds like a POS, I'll give that up.

Although when it comes to hot dogs I can never get their head in my mouth.

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but really hot dogs suck, assuming you mean the frankfurter ones and not real sausages.

Jul 4 2013 2:08PM
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Bozite
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Hot dogs. Wings and ranch is heaven.
Jul 4 2013 2:08PM
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lorida
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Hmm, give up processed meat or saturated fats...tough one!

Deciding between a good quality sausage and a good ceasar salad dressing, now that's a difficult decision.


Jul 4 2013 2:13PM
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EllieMae
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gosh i fucking love hot wings!!! blue cheese dipping sauce is the best
Jul 4 2013 2:14PM
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SkierX
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You would seriously choose ranch over bleu cheese for wings?

GTFO. Now.

There is a reason in Buffalo chicken wings are served with bleu and bleu only. Ranch is bush league in comparison.
Jul 4 2013 2:16PM
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louie.mirags
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2nd this
Jul 4 2013 2:30PM
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HANNERTALL_420
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ranch=/=ceasar
Jul 4 2013 2:40PM
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.Rybak.
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Eck fuck blue cheese.
Jul 4 2013 2:43PM
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cowofawesome
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I'd rather live peacefully knowing that I'll probably never have to make that choice.
Jul 4 2013 2:48PM
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Toaster-Tony
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It's something about the chunks in there that throws me off. I love it on buffalo burgers and whatnot, but I prefer ranch when it's by itself.

Don't get me wrong though, if someone threw down a plate of hot wings with bleu cheese in front of me, that shit would be gone.
Jul 4 2013 3:13PM
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SkierX
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I respect your right to an opinion and everything, but you are wrong.

:)
Jul 4 2013 3:17PM
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FrenchFry
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fuck ranch
Jul 4 2013 3:25PM
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Blake.P
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Hotdogs aren't that good. The only time I ever eat them is when I'm working because they are cheap (1.50 Costco hotdogs ftw)
Jul 4 2013 3:31PM
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Spinoza
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Jul 4 2013 3:56PM
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Rachy
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As long as these fine sausages get to stay in my life, no need for hot dogs.

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Yeah, that says snake.
Jul 4 2013 4:04PM
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a_burger
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Are we talking just Ranch dressing or all ranch flavored products?

If it's just dressing then fuck ranch
Jul 4 2013 4:13PM
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Arabian
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Shitty american hotdogs, or every type of bratwurst type encased meat product? I'd give up hotdogs in a second, but not sausages and bratwurst.
Jul 4 2013 4:15PM
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1337
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fuck man, I came in thinking ranch was the easy loser, now you make the decision so much harder.
Jul 4 2013 4:16PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Fuck ranch I can put blue cheese on my wings can't give up dogs
Jul 4 2013 4:19PM
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Poon_Handler
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If I give up ranch what will I put on my hot dogs, and if I give up hot dogs what will I put my ranch on?

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Jul 4 2013 4:35PM
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Lemuel
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Hot dogs easily. Ranch is the best condiment for almost everything, I love it. Good quality dogs can hit the spot, but I always choose burgers over dogs anyway so peace HD's!
Jul 4 2013 4:38PM
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Bonzalo
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dont give a fuck about ranch dressing, chilean hot dogs 4 lyf

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Jul 4 2013 4:40PM
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Petey.
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hot dogs fo sho.
Jul 4 2013 4:42PM
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KennyD
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adios al rancho
Jul 4 2013 5:03PM
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HWW
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I wouldn't mind giving up either because I never eat them. Nothing against hotdogs or dressing, it just doesn't happen!
Jul 4 2013 5:36PM
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milk_man
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I eat hotdogs alot so I would give up ranch
Jul 4 2013 5:42PM
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Dingo69
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Yup
Jul 4 2013 5:43PM
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No.Quarter
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Mmmnnnnnnn tasty


I would definitely give up hot dogs. Ranch on wings is where it's at
Jul 4 2013 5:49PM
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Caleb.E
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same.
Jul 4 2013 6:45PM
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YoungJ
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but what if i like hot dogs dipped in ranch dressing
Jul 4 2013 6:55PM
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Anathema
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ranch dressing can be easily replaced by its close relative creamy cucumber.
Jul 4 2013 7:12PM
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chicken
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both. and I already did.
Jul 4 2013 7:21PM
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SamMcChesney
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this is making my mouth water haha

but really I don't eat much of either of them haha.


I prefer blue cheese on my wings anyways.
Jul 4 2013 11:17PM
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