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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Jul 1 2013 4:20AM
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Japaneezy
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man. Let me tell you some story about my life.
My gf and I were skyping yesterday, and she goes like what would our kids look like?
And Im like dont know and she got mad angry, I think. Not really. Regardless, she tells me that I was supposed to say pretty.
I mean I guess so. But it hurts how blatant I was to her.

I wanna have a son, daughter and shred with em, you know?
Teach em the ways of freeskiin n shit.
Like Im super excited of my future ya know??
But at the same time im like meh, wanna get back to bein 16

Its just like, Life is so deep man
Feb 18 2015 2:42AM
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Peachbutt
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SteezyJapaneezyman. Let me tell you some story about my life.
My gf and I were skyping yesterday, and she goes like what would our kids look like?
And Im like dont know and she got mad angry, I think. Not really. Regardless, she tells me that I was supposed to say pretty.
I mean I guess so. But it hurts how blatant I was to her.

I wanna have a son, daughter and shred with em, you know?
Teach em the ways of freeskiin n shit.
Like Im super excited of my future ya know??
But at the same time im like meh, wanna get back to bein 16

Its just like, Life is so deep man


I wouldn't ever want kids. once you have one you've basically surrendered the next 18 years of your life to raising and providing for them, and while I get the sense of reward someone would get from that, I'm not ready to give up my own dreams to have some whiny shit demanding my attention 24/7. Maybe it's just because I'm only 18 and am in no way ready to be a father anyway, but a lifestyle with just me, and possibly some rad lady I meet along the way, doing awesome, exciting shit until I'm/we're 60+ sounds waaaayy better than having my life peak with me becoming just another suburban white dad. Plus this world is way too overpopulated anyway.
Feb 18 2015 9:31AM
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taj.
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SteezyJapaneezybein 16


wtf


I hope this is a troll. If not, tell her to fuck off
Feb 20 2015 5:38PM
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Bamjam
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Anybody own a volcano?
Feb 22 2015 9:55PM
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no_steeze
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SteezyJapaneezyman. Let me tell you some story about my life.
My gf and I were skyping yesterday, and she goes like what would our kids look like?
And Im like dont know and she got mad angry, I think. Not really. Regardless, she tells me that I was supposed to say pretty.
I mean I guess so. But it hurts how blatant I was to her.

I wanna have a son, daughter and shred with em, you know?
Teach em the ways of freeskiin n shit.
Like Im super excited of my future ya know??
But at the same time im like meh, wanna get back to bein 16

Its just like, Life is so deep man


Purely based on the form of this post I thought it was lyrics and I read it like a rap in Will Smith's voice

In the depths of suburbia, born and raised
Skyping his girl is where he spent most of his days
Makin' out, texting, relaxing all cool,
Worrying about college and attending the same school,
When a conversation surfaced that was up to no good,
All about raising kids in a suburban neighborhood
They got in one little fight and his girl declared
She said "Well I'm fucking pregnant, that's why I asked, so you can go fuck yourself"
Feb 23 2015 12:53AM
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nkmo.
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BamjamAnybody own a volcano?


Ive owned one for almost 10 years now. Hit me up with any questions.
Feb 23 2015 1:14AM
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Japaneezy
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Deleting lines over and over again, livin in my dream. That’s what keeps me alive, my only purpose to livin’ through this nasty world. You know life’s rough but fair. The neon cities were oh so beautiful back in the 90s. Fuck the 21st, it’s all fake, it’s all filled with people addictively pushing that like-button on Facebook, fucking dreamers. Feel my rage? People keep mistakin what’s fucking real with what’s on their fucking bright white screen! Let the good ol days come back, amen.
Mar 2 2015 11:18PM
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foolmetwice
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I've been getting stomach pains and a lot of heartburn type feelings in my stomach and throat after smoking so I'm taking a little break (also for soccer). I think it might be from swallowing too much of the smoke or just because I've been eating a ton of junk food cuz munchies. Has this ever happened to anybody else. It also kind of feels like I'm sore near my abbs from doing a ton of situps and running or some shit which doesn't make sense because I haven't excercised in weeks because I pulled my hamstring.
Mar 3 2015 12:47PM
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987321654hgfd
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Shredsterrtaught myself to roll j's, took a lot of attempts but I eventually got a dope j rolled and smoked that shit


Back roll?
Mar 3 2015 12:49PM
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El.Guapo
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BamjamAnybody own a volcano?


I'm on mobile but is your icon a clown sucking a dildo? That's what it looks like
Mar 3 2015 7:45PM
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drangus.
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saw a kid with a dispensary sticker from a place near steamboat today, i smiled and said i see youve been to steamboat ;) then we lit up
Mar 3 2015 8:14PM
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last_tango
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TheFapI'm on mobile but is your icon a clown sucking a dildo? That's what it looks like

its Dr.Rockzo from metalocalypse
Mar 3 2015 8:41PM
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Bamjam
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TheFapI'm on mobile but is your icon a clown sucking a dildo? That's what it looks like


Lol it's a microphone. He does cocaine.
Mar 3 2015 9:59PM
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AT-AT
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Some coffee and a bowl,
to get my mind on a roll.
Mar 5 2015 11:11PM
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NPF
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Ross is high
Carving on Cannabis with a Snowboard Gold Medalist: FUEL
Mar 9 2015 3:24PM
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GayWolf420
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haven't smoked in a few days and im really fucking high, holy shit.
Mar 10 2015 12:42AM
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.frenchy
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yes i am
Mar 10 2015 12:47AM
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dustygoldflakes
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Stones of NS I gotta ask... Blunts or joints?
Mar 11 2015 7:37AM
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987321654hgfd
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dustygoldflakesStones of NS I gotta ask... Blunts or joints?


Mar 11 2015 7:44AM
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-benedetto
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APSheWantsTheDI've been getting stomach pains and a lot of heartburn type feelings in my stomach and throat after smoking so I'm taking a little break (also for soccer). I think it might be from swallowing too much of the smoke or just because I've been eating a ton of junk food cuz munchies. Has this ever happened to anybody else. It also kind of feels like I'm sore near my abbs from doing a ton of situps and running or some shit which doesn't make sense because I haven't excercised in weeks because I pulled my hamstring.



Do you eat a ton before bed? That causes heartburn. So does an overall shitty diet. Ya feeeels me?
Mar 11 2015 10:16AM
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erettpeace
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took a hit of some good ol reggie this morning and just farted it out at lunch. poof.
Mar 11 2015 3:32PM
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Caspaaa
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Got around to learning backflips and flat 3's today while dabbed out of my mind

had to dab again when I got back home tho
Mar 12 2015 2:10AM
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El.Guapo
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What is drugs
Mar 14 2015 3:13AM
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Bamjam
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dustygoldflakesStones of NS I gotta ask... Blunts or joints?


Blunts. Don't really have any reasons why though.
Mar 14 2015 9:48PM
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NPF
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listen and watch.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/761565/DARKSIDE---Golden-Arrow
Mar 14 2015 11:43PM
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last_tango
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dustygoldflakesStones of NS I gotta ask... Blunts or joints?

Blunt. For some reason it makes me feel fancy when smoking a blunt.
Mar 15 2015 11:34AM
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Mingg
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Abraham lencon. The only president in the world.


See what I did there?!
Mar 15 2015 10:48PM
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Japaneezy
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MinggAbraham lencon. The only president in the world.


See what I did there?!


get outta heree
Mar 16 2015 9:54PM
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Mingg
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SteezyJapaneezyget outta heree


i'm sorry lol
Mar 16 2015 9:56PM
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AT-AT
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The Simpsons are quite clever and at moments down right hilarious.
Mar 16 2015 9:57PM
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no_steeze
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I just can't get enough of this

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/761920/Big-Black-Chicken-Scares-Australian-Reporter
Mar 17 2015 1:38AM
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broto
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Bong rips in the back row of our road trip van rn. Socal is tite
Mar 18 2015 6:50PM
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El.Guapo
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Sitting in line at safeway and my friend's trying to pay in change and I'm trying not to lose my shut
Mar 21 2015 3:18AM
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KENDOZER
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Few Words is on youtube now... Get baked and check it out
Mar 21 2015 10:06AM
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broto
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KENDOZERFew Words is on youtube now... Get baked and check it out


Been there for years
Mar 21 2015 7:41PM
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no_steeze
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Louie is just too goodhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/765422/Louie-Pressed-the-button
Apr 7 2015 12:59AM
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NPF
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no_steezeLouie is just too goodhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/765422/Louie-Pressed-the-button


whoa... hahahahahaha
Apr 7 2015 1:28AM
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pow_pow~
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what are the prices for a gram of coke/speed/mdma/weed in the denver area?
Apr 8 2015 7:03AM
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Sky.
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No vape hits harder then the SSV, deffinatly the closest you can get to a fatty bong rip without cumbustion. Just thought I'd add that to anyone looking. My friend has a digital volcano for years and he asks me to bring my SSV over all the time whip>bag imho
Apr 8 2015 9:38AM
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no_steeze
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Sky.cumbustion


You sure that's not a porno starring Shane Diesel and Breanna Sparks?
Apr 8 2015 11:35AM
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El.Guapo
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no_steezeYou sure that's not a porno starring Shane Diesel and Breanna Sparks?


more like OG Mudbone
Apr 8 2015 11:48AM
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jabroni.
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pow_pow~what are the prices for a gram of coke/speed/mdma/weed in the denver area?


uhhhh. wut? stahp..
Apr 11 2015 2:51PM
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Mingg
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Roller coaster tycoon is so much fucking fun.

My roommate is over in the corner ranting. "I'm going to build a huge roller coast and name it anal. Then guests will get off and say "anal is too intense for me." God damn it ally lol.

I haven't been high in a while. This is nice.
Apr 16 2015 12:48AM
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-MK-
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Anyone doing anything cool on 4/20? I want to try a Thai stick
Apr 16 2015 1:28AM
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Japaneezy
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4/20 Denver chee
Apr 16 2015 2:45AM
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foolmetwice
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Was my weed laced? last night I smoked for the first time in two weeks. I was feelin pretty good after smokin a couple bowls and then shit got weird. It was national weather awareness day or some shitt so they were testing out the tornado sirens. When the sirens started they sounded like normal tornado sirens but after a couple minutes they got way louder and wherever I went they didn't get any quieter. In my head I started to imagine that they were nuclear bomb sirens lol. I was starting to freak out and then all of a sudden shitloads of bugs started crashing into the windows of my house, like they were trying to get in. When that stopped I went outside and it was obvious that the tornado sirens had stopped for everyone else but I was still hearing the nuke sirens just as loud as before, and wherever I went they wouldn't stop. When they finally stopped I suddenly started seeing and hearing tons of airplanes flying over my house, like one right after another, as if every single airplane was taking off from the airport trying to get as many people out as possible before we were nuked. After about 20 minutes this stopped and I didn't get any other hallucinations. At this point I was shaking and sweating and it was getting very hard to breathe. Basically I was breathing really hard but it felt like I wasn't getting any air. I laid down on the floor of the bathroom and after about 20 min of this I felt well enough to get up and I drank a ton of water and got some food in my stomach. About 10 min after eating I felt perfectly fine just a little shaky. Now the day after it feels like the whole thing was a dream. What do you guys think? Was my weed laced? I''ve greened out once but I didn't hallucinate at all. It's also important to know that this was my first time picking up from a new guy
Apr 17 2015 12:53PM
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no_steeze
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Damn dude that sounds like a fucking ride. It is very impractical and unlikely for people to actually lace weed, it's kinda more of a myth. The short breathing and fast heart rate are all signs of being simply way too high, and I have been with people who hallucinated while smoking the same weed as I was and I didn't experience that, but yours sounds more intense than what they were going through.

I dunno man, it sounds like you just got yourself a little too high
Apr 17 2015 1:33PM
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