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Do you think youll be able to have sex when you and your wife are old?…

Dingo69

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I wonder what it will be like when my wife ages, if ill be able to stand having sex with her when shes old and wrinkly. Maybe ill just have to get royally shitfaced so she looks alot hotter when im wearing my beer goggles. The idea of old people having sex disgusts me at the moment tho, so i dont really know what it will be like when me and my partner are old.

Jun 30 2013 10:59PM

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brotherdad

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Jun 30 2013 11:03PM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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You need to stop making threads this one is really dumb.

You find a woman you love. Surprisingly enough you still want sex pretty much your whole life. If you love someone enough you will have sex with them as long as you can and when you're too old to get it up you can find solace in knowing that you spent your life with your best friend and have more good years left ahead of you.

Jun 30 2013 11:03PM

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Dingo69

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That sounds sweet but you need to get a little more real. Ageing is real, and you have to think what will happen years down the road

Jun 30 2013 11:08PM

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cbj

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"I've got an addiction. Its to granny poonanie." -Snoop Dogg

If snoop can love it, so can I.

Jun 30 2013 11:08PM

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SterlingArcher

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Obviously your 12 because you marry someone because your in love and have a variety of complex feelings for a person. I'd feel sorry for your wife if you have to get drunk to find her sexually attractive when you get older. You sound like a huge douchebag.

Jun 30 2013 11:09PM

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SterlingArcher

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*you're

Inb4 trolls.

Jun 30 2013 11:09PM

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Dingo69

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I just know so many parents who get shitfaced to deal with their aging issues. Maybe they dont really love eachother, who knows

Jun 30 2013 11:31PM

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Caspaaa

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aging issues =/= loss of sexual attraction

Jun 30 2013 11:44PM

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sleazy

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somewhat relevant.

Jun 30 2013 11:52PM

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Dingo69

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I just watched the movie hope springs by the way, which is about an old couple that is no longer attracted to eachother

Jul 1 2013 12:15AM

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dhess

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Hahaha

Jul 1 2013 12:37AM

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MFM

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if i ever get married you better fucking bet she'll be fuckin at 90

Jul 1 2013 12:38AM

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MFM

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meaning she'd be a great person and such

Jul 1 2013 12:41AM

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BoogieWoman

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What in the fuck!? How old are you? And what do you mean by 'old'? I hope to God you mean 70's and you're not talking about 40 's. if you marry a girl and you're both a similar age, then you'll both get old together meaning that when you can no longer stand to have sex with her because she's 'wrinkly' you'll be pretty wrinkly too idiot. Maybe she'll be the one that needs to get 'royally shitfaced' to stand coming home to you. And you won't be able to fuck anyone other than your wife because all hot young chicks will find you disgusting (which is probably similar to your life right now).

Jul 1 2013 12:55AM

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DGski

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I'm guessing your about 70 years old andyour husband doesn't love you anymore

Jul 1 2013 1:00AM

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BoogieWoman

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Obviously. I'm NS's resident ski grannie. Only me and my husband fuck every night...

Jul 1 2013 1:05AM

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DGski

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That is disgusting

Jul 1 2013 1:07AM

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J_MAC

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The diference is men hit their peak of perfection at 35 while women hitvit at 20 lol

Jul 1 2013 1:17AM

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Master_Debater

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old? whats that shit all about im puttin a cap in my dome piece at 51. sex or not.

Jul 1 2013 1:22AM

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BoogieWoman

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There's the solution then. Wait until you're 35 and marry yourself a 20 year old.

Jul 1 2013 1:36AM

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grapejuice3000+

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idk if were talkin spouses men dont really age that bad

Jul 1 2013 1:53AM

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Funkadelic

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I'm going to be sexin' my girl until I'm 6 feet underground.

Jul 1 2013 1:54AM

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Holte

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my cousin worked at a retirement home and said the old folks would regularly sneak (not so sneakily) into each others rooms for late night activities. I'd imagine your views and opinion on what is sexy changes significantly as you get older to reflect the people you spend time with.

Jul 1 2013 2:17AM

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Dingo69

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Butthurt much? Remember, men age like wine, woman age like cheese

Jul 1 2013 2:28AM

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