When my mom listens to voicemails on our house phone and I'm in the same room. turn that shit off
When you ask for somebody's opinion and they won't give you a straight answer. -"I don't know, it's up to you man"- thanks a lot cockhead
When people insist on being kind or trying to help you even though you don't need help. Like if they repeatedly offer the same thing or ask if you need help although you have made it clear that you don't want help. So annoying. If they keep doing it I eventually get super fucking pissed and lose my temper slightly. And then I look like a complete asshole because all they were trying to do was help. Fuck
"nah that's alright, I got it, thanks though"
"no really, i don't need any help"
"I don't need help, okay!? just shut the fuck up!"