My great dane lived until she was 15, no heart problems and died of old age.
The user formerly known as Climax.
Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
A friend of mine has a Great Dane and she is they shyest dog ever. Such a big dog but is scared by everything
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
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Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
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