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You wake up as the opposite sex one morning

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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
What's the first thing you do?
Jun 26 2013 11:50PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
Play with ma titties
Jun 26 2013 11:52PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
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Jun 26 2013 11:52PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Land a 360 and be sought after by all the major sponsors.
Jun 26 2013 11:53PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Finger blast myself
Jun 26 2013 11:53PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Lol
Jun 26 2013 11:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Look at my snatch in a mirror and get weirded out for like 5 minutes.
Jun 26 2013 11:56PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Id be Ellie rasta and post noodz
Jun 27 2013 12:02AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
PLAY WITH DAT PUUSSSSSAY
Jun 27 2013 12:03AM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
find whoever is living in my body and fuck the shit out of him
Jun 27 2013 12:03AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
What if your ugly tho?
Jun 27 2013 12:05AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
The female you, that is
Jun 27 2013 12:05AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Become a prostitute and rake in trillions.


Btw I lost at every fucking comment in this thread... I LOVE NEWSCHOOLERS
Jun 27 2013 12:22AM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 801
see if i can poop
Jun 27 2013 12:41AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Find out what a good dicking feels like
Jun 27 2013 12:43AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
fa dayz
Jun 27 2013 12:50AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Seduce myself
Jun 27 2013 12:50AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
yep
Jun 27 2013 12:53AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Put a Freeskier sticker on my mirror and well, as a lotta y'all will know, the rest is history...
Jun 27 2013 1:10AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Your gay is showing
Jun 27 2013 1:12AM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
Obviously I'd go cook and clean.
Jun 27 2013 1:21AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
if youre a girl wouldnt it be nice to get a dick in the vagan? id like it
Jun 27 2013 3:48AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
id test it out, experiment a little, see what happens, potentially become an enormous sloot
Jun 27 2013 3:57AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
be a lesbian. its win win. you get to play with your tits and other girls. you would still be a guy in your head right?
Jun 27 2013 4:05AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Doesn't matter, I agree so much with you that I don't care.
Jun 27 2013 5:47AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
normal guy: Holy shit yes, imma masturbate all day and make pornos and be a cam girl for mad cash.

normal girl: AAAAAAAAAAH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, CUT IT OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE! I HAVE HAIR ON MY BUM WHAAAAAAAAAAA.
Jun 27 2013 6:07AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
diddle myself
Jun 27 2013 6:59AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I would pee...probably on everything. Hoping its winter and I can write my name in the snow.
Jun 27 2013 8:50AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

YES!!! Sooooo cant wait to do that in my next life.

Jun 27 2013 9:37AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
;)
Jun 27 2013 11:56AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Find whoever is in my male body and seduce him/myself. Not gay if you have sex with yourself
Jun 27 2013 12:25PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
would it count as masturbation?
Jun 27 2013 1:45PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Yes. Totally.
Jun 27 2013 1:48PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
I would go get drunk for free
Jun 27 2013 3:45PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
trolololol
Jun 27 2013 3:49PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Calm down on the reply button there dude
Jun 27 2013 4:00PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Technically wouldnt you be gay as a male if you woke up gay as a female and wanted to touch your own tits and shit? Yea
Jun 27 2013 4:07PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
nope
Jun 27 2013 4:24PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
thats like saying isnt wacking it gay? also i love feeling my own body when i wake up in the morning am i gay? maybe
Jun 27 2013 6:14PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Whacking it is not synonymous with feeling your own tits. MOST girls cant masturbate from feeling their tits.
Jun 27 2013 7:01PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
The real question is how attractive would I be?
Jun 27 2013 7:04PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Your attractiveness level coincides with your current attractiveness level
Jun 27 2013 7:09PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
So I would be a mad hot girl. I'd totally play with my pussay now
Jun 27 2013 7:23PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
GOD DAMNIT
Jun 27 2013 7:29PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Can you?
Jun 27 2013 9:35PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Nope, but i found out your mom can.
Jun 27 2013 9:46PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
So that's why I was breast fed til I was 8
Jun 27 2013 9:47PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Keep your groping lesbo-paws off his mother!
Jun 27 2013 9:49PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Then I'll become either a super model or high-class prostitute till in either case I succumb to cocaine.

Sounds tippity top.
Jun 27 2013 9:53PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
This. If you're not doing this, I don't know what you're doing...
Jun 27 2013 9:57PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I'm just going to leave this here.


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Jun 27 2013 9:59PM
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