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Funny ass trip
SO this week after our comencement we decide to uhhhh, are we allowed to talk about weed anymore or soemthign? ANyways were high as fuck in this parking lot near my house. This van pulls up and these guys jump out at us and open our van. It's the cops and the guy says 'whos smokin in here' Im like uhhhhhhhh......... then he asks again im like 'yup i am'. So we all get out and thye make us empty our pockets. He takes my shitty ass fake id and radios it in.
WHile hes doing this theres three other cops talking to us and these fuckers were trippin me out so bad. SO they ask my budy Jeff for ID he says 'fuck' and the cops tells him to 'watch his mouth' then Jeff continues to say im trippin the fuck out, then the cop starts laughing and i start laughing and now everyones laughing.
Then this fat cop takes my sister away and comes back and whispers to us 'what do you guys do more often masterbate or smoke weed?' Im like what the fuck is going on man, its been like a 20 minute trip now.
SO finally the cops are like 'what should your punishment be?' were like i dunno, im still laughing my ass off.
SO they tell us to go off over there for 4 minutes and get in a huddle and come up with a plan. So we go over into the huddle and start laughing some more, im like guys these cops are trippin us out on purpose man. So our 4 minutes ends and we dont have a plan. SO jeff the one who was trippin out before pulls some shit out of his ass how we only do this like once a year, hahaha, and then the cops tell us to leave.
So this turns out to be one of the wierdest things ever and one of the funniest. Theres apossibility they were fake cops i think, or i was just way to high. They gave me my fake id back, they didnt even search us, and most of all they tripped us out for a half hour.
It was definiatyl worth the scare and Canada is the best.
Uh.....What class do we have?
All I gotta say is - get a fuckin' house to smoke in dude. I mean, it was graduation as you said and you were smokin' in a parked van? what the hell is up with that? I haven't had to go and smoke at some stupid place for a while - I just go and chill at one of my buddies house and smoke a huge chop.
I think this story has some made upness to it.
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)
representing the H.J.S. forever
Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
yeah, but its still fun to smoke like that sometimes
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
WOW, that was so messed. Glad I wasn't baked while reading that.
'We're on a mission from God.'
-Jake and Elwood Blues
This story has absolutly no upness to it, let me lie on the internet to be cool, makes mefeel cool and shit
Uh.....What class do we have?
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