Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Wearing a cup while skiing?

profile picture
werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I know it sounds stupid, but does anyone do this? I personally don't but I only started skiing park this year. I built a summer jib setup and a lot of times when I try switchups or basically any other trick on the rail, I land in a position where I would've fucking slammed my nuts right against the rail if it were taller (luckily the rail is not tall enough to do this on). But I feel like when hitting rails in the park next year this will inevitably happen. Anyone ever take one to the nuts and wear a cup now, or recommend wearing one?
Jun 24 2013 3:38PM
34 20
profile picture
Twandos
Posts: 259 - Karma: 2,028
My question is does wearing one even reduce the impact? I figured if your gonna nut yourself its gonna hurt either way, with or without a cup.
Jun 24 2013 3:43PM
1 0
profile picture
werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I guess that's true. the cup I wear for lax does a pretty good job of protecting my dick but I feel like if I fell straight on my balls I'd still be pretty fucked lol
Jun 24 2013 3:50PM
0 0
profile picture
TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
It would still hurt a fuck ton because the impact would push the rim of the cup into you ive had a pitch bounce off of home plate into my dick catching one time and it hurt still hurt alot but not as much as if i wasnt wearing one
Jun 24 2013 4:35PM
1 0
profile picture
a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
this, unless you are comfortable putting your whole body weight on the edge I wouldn't do it. From my experience most of the time the rail will hit the side of your leg anyways if you panic fast enough
Jun 24 2013 4:47PM
2 0
profile picture
bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
The only people that wear cups while skiing actually have pussys rather then dicks. Making the cup useless anyways.
Jun 24 2013 4:50PM
6 1
profile picture
werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Sounds like quite the catch 22
Jun 24 2013 4:56PM
2 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
are you fucking serious?
Jun 24 2013 5:53PM
3 1
profile picture
FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Click for larger image
Jun 24 2013 10:04PM
5 0
profile picture
Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
It just spreads the impact out. But cups Are meant for an impact from the front so I don't know if it would help with nutting yourself on a rail. And to the guy that said only pussies wear cups, definitely not. Cups are a smart idea if you don't want your nuts to swell up and have to be removed.
Jun 24 2013 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
When I raced I ran slalom gates with a cup, saved me a few times
Jun 24 2013 10:38PM
0 1
profile picture
werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
Finally, someone who understands my point lol. I don't wanna be a 16 year old kid who can't jizz anymore because i fucked myself over on a rail haha
Jun 24 2013 10:40PM
0 0
profile picture
207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
pussy.
Jun 24 2013 11:20PM
3 6
profile picture
Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I mean, shit, it's not like anyone would know anyway?
Jun 25 2013 12:25AM
2 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
and we all know how important jizzing is too 16 year olds
Jun 25 2013 2:26AM
1 4
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
a cup is going to do absolutely nothing for you anyway if you land on a rail.

theyre meant to desperse the direct impact of balls, pucks, sticks etc etc.

ive been randomly hit in the dick by unforseen foreign objects more often than i have landed on my nuts on a rail. should i just permanently wear a cup forever??
Jun 25 2013 8:49AM
0 0
profile picture
milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
I don't think a cup would do anything. It saves your nuts when a baseball is coming straight at you, but would it actually do anything when you are falling directly down on a rail? I don't really think so. It might break the fall a little bit, but that's still going to hurt like crazy
Jun 25 2013 10:39AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Click for larger image
Jun 25 2013 3:54PM
3 0
profile picture
skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 157
i wear a mouth guard sometimes, bro don't worry too much. if u wanna be protected go for it man nobody would even notice and u dont even have to tell anyone around u. i like to wear a mouth guard sometimes when i am doing rails and jibs just bcuz i feel safer and i can try more stuff when i feel safe and protected
Jun 25 2013 4:41PM
0 4
profile picture
Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
Click for larger image
Jun 25 2013 4:44PM
2 0
All times are Eastern (-4)