"What I care about is being able to click into my skis for the rest of my life. I care about being on top of the mountains with my best friends. If I'm on my skis, I've got a big smile on my face. And I want to keep it that way." T-Hall http://vimeo.com/thenewsolution
Don't touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you. -Donald Mahanahan
The universe is beautiful. It's something like a new woman that I was gonna date. You're dark and you're massive and you have a black hole, and all of those elements I want to explore just like you would explore on a new date. I want to dive deep into them and feel around and just see whats gonna come out of that. -Dr. Jimes Tooper
Cnut the great was a boss, but I'm sure there were people who disliked him like the normans who were yearning for control of england and essentially waiting for him to die. You can be one of those people
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not - David Thorne
I would advise not changing your name as it is a pretty solid name, however since mousseau is a red name and you have given us the decision, i would change it to something along the lines of FUCK-YOU-BITCHES or something else to that effect
DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
IT'S NOT A PISTE,IT'S A PLAYGROUND
You put on your boots,click into your bindings,dust the snow off you skis and head out for the chair,and it doesn't matter that you failed a test,didn't get the girl or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,your world is right for the next couple of hours.