What if they have 3 legs, and get pissed at humans because you can only buy skis in pairs of 2? Then we're fucked man!
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith
I like skiing because its an escape from life. You can go up and completely forget about the 2 projects and the paper you have to write for the next day. And you dont have your parents asking about why a grade is low. You get up there and nothing bothers you except being so close to getting that one rail or that one trick.