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Are these Fixable (Epic Planks)

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Jimmy_donnz
Posts: 16 - Karma: 1,680


These are my Epic Planks... they are really beat up and I don't have the receipt for the skis.

DO you guys think these are fixable??

@EpicPlanks
Jun 13 2013 8:07PM
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SkiJay.
Posts: 1550 - Karma: 653
il take a seat right here
Jun 23 2013 3:45PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I like how the picture is erroring out now to. OP is right up there with that gunther kid who was stealing skis and snowboards; AND worked at a shop to boot...
Jun 23 2013 4:12PM
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BobDylan
Posts: 60 - Karma: 40
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Jun 23 2013 4:32PM
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DannyArnold
Posts: 247 - Karma: 366
Class and Style Since Day ONE. keeping it real
Jun 23 2013 4:33PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
wait so im a little bit confused about how he is scamming?

From what i am gathering he accuired a beat up pair of planks from a team member and then tried to get new ones. is that correct?
Jun 23 2013 4:46PM
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
Kinda, but first he sent epic planks an email claiming that he had saved ALL his money to get a new pair of epic's skis and they broke, so if he could get new ones it would be awesome, then they figured that Zahner had sold him his old unreleased skis for a deal and he was trying to refund them. So, it was a dick move hoping that epic planks would send him a completely new pair by claiming he had broken his, which were actually Zahner's

Did I do a good job with that?
Jun 23 2013 5:06PM
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Buttepacker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 32
Sho nuff.
Jun 23 2013 5:20PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
OP:
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Jun 23 2013 6:07PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
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Jun 23 2013 6:14PM
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StuckInOhio
Posts: 539 - Karma: 223
and of course he's from jersey.
Jun 23 2013 6:27PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
haha this
Jun 23 2013 6:35PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
bahahaha this was legendary. epic planks taking shits on them scammers
Jun 23 2013 7:01PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
ooohhhh thanks
Jun 23 2013 7:17PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,917
got caught and removed pics.
Jun 23 2013 7:38PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
I was thinking the same thing.. Came in here a bit late and there wasn't a picture anymore! haha
Jun 23 2013 7:42PM
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That_One_Dude
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 760
wow threads
Jun 23 2013 8:15PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
i saw this like yesterday and just now realized that it says fixable, not flexable
Jun 23 2013 9:26PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
And your from fucking Ohio....

But I met this kid at Hunter. Haha.
Jun 23 2013 9:27PM
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skeeeze
Posts: 9 - Karma: 41
epic planks aint stupid, you dumb fucker
Jun 23 2013 9:44PM
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KennyD
Posts: 264 - Karma: 537
lol karma's a bitch
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Jun 23 2013 9:57PM
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m-ruta
Posts: 160 - Karma: 168
Nicely done guys, haha.
Jun 23 2013 10:09PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
justice has been served
Jun 23 2013 10:12PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
Well now my state, New Jersey, slowly but surely gets an even worse rep....


Jun 23 2013 11:09PM
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VanMelle
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 1,140
haha this thread cracked me up.

Epic Planks are a super sick group of chill guys and very up and coming. I know the owners personally and they will do anything to help out those who deserve it while repping their company.

Dont hesitate to buy their skis
Jun 24 2013 12:18AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Guess who is buying Epic Planks this coming season? This guy,looking forward to repping their product...
Jun 24 2013 1:03AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
hahaha how old are they?

some resort asks them to stop cussing and they of course beging to cuss more.
Jun 24 2013 1:04AM
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
Honestly, this thread made me want to buy from EP
Jun 24 2013 1:31AM
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Tribal_Seeds
Posts: 50 - Karma: 8
Well...This just became great advertisement for Epic Planks.
Jun 24 2013 5:38AM
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keimel
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 2,250
If you won alot of comps on them like you say you did in the email why don't you just get sponsored and get free skis? Instead of stealing sizzlas.
Jun 24 2013 7:02AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Hehehe
Jun 24 2013 7:24AM
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Buttepacker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 32
Haha we were laughing about this last night. Negative thread > takeover, who knew!
Jun 24 2013 8:27AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
This is the worst suck up email I have ever read.
Jun 24 2013 8:56AM
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Ghini
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 2,883
I love NS and its contributors..
Jun 24 2013 10:14AM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
You fucked up Jimmy, fucked up real bad..
Jun 24 2013 11:01AM
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FreezerKid
Posts: 744 - Karma: 274
that kids a proper piece of shit looked at his instagram and did the same shit to line, even though he rich as fuck (bought a brand new CFR-150)
Jun 24 2013 11:56AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
haha the comments section is hilarious. Sort of leading the argument for involuntary euthanasia...
Jun 24 2013 12:17PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
"I won a lot of comps on them"...... yea okay there jimmy..
Jun 24 2013 12:18PM
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Skroob
Posts: 266 - Karma: 69
Epoxy=yes.  Gorilla glue expands so it will only work if you don't care about a half inch raised piece of your ski.
Jun 24 2013 1:09PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Deep down inside OP is really a gaper. Stealing from a big ski brand? You're a lowlife.. But stealing from a small ski brand that makes sick skis and is honestly working on their quality? Thats terrible
Jun 24 2013 1:40PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
I'm mad that I already had this guy at 0/10 so I couldn't get the satisfaction of draining his karma further while letting out a maniacal laugh.
Jun 24 2013 1:44PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
Learn to read the thread, gtfo
Jun 24 2013 4:14PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
you dont have to be a rich piece of shit to afford a $4000 dirt bike.
Jun 24 2013 4:19PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
You just need $100 cash and a driver's license!!!!! BAD CREDIT?!?! NO CREDIT!?!??!? NO PROBLEM!!!!!1

WE FINANCE EVERYONE!!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!!!
Jun 24 2013 4:55PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
HEY HEY HEY. Bill Me Later helped me buy things no other online credit provider would!
Jun 24 2013 4:59PM
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Session
Posts: 5315 - Karma: 21,335
Scammer ownage aside. I'm not sure how pics of ski's delaming with blown out edges makes anyone actually want to buys ski's from Epic Planks.
Jun 24 2013 5:16PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
This is the post I've been waiting for.
Jun 24 2013 8:58PM
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bandrews
Posts: 11 - Karma: 33
"There are a few pairs floating around from protoyping and testing different materials, etc., but nothing with those graphics of production quality....."
Jun 24 2013 9:06PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
it's a little something called customer service
Jun 24 2013 10:23PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
i mean, they're skis. if the user was shredding in NJ and doing park i totally understand how they're dead.
Jun 24 2013 10:29PM
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