Weirdest thing you have ever done whilst skiing

@nonymous · 2013-06-10 06:17:51

This is dedicated to a person I met a few years back, Rob Berring, who jumped over a dead person in blackcomb, His body was apparently located in June 2002 at the foot of the glacier bowl (Up from showcase) my close friend also wet his pants. He blamed it on the vicodin... This can all be ski related too and not just weird stuff... So NS, what is the weirdest thing that has happened to you on skis

scarsimd

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he jumped over a dead person?! that is something you dont hear everyday...

the weirdest thing that i have seen/done is ski past two guys getting head from the same pinkname. i was mid tree line and i catch them out the corner of my eye, i look round and see a girl on her knees in deep pow with these guys getting sucked off. needless to say i went and joined in

Jun 10 2013 6:33AM

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alexg1687

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I saw an Indian family sitting down at the picnic table in the park eating their lunch.

Jun 10 2013 7:50AM

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razors-chaz

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I left the park once... It was pretty weird.

Jun 10 2013 9:17AM

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Petey.

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took shrooms with my buddy and went to our local hill midweek when it was pretty much empty. ski'd all day with a nice overcast and a light snowfall. pretty epic

Jun 10 2013 10:13AM

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Hughes

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explain this dead body story?

Jun 10 2013 10:28AM

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GrabsForFun

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A Danish family that went camping behind a kicker. Had a blanket out and everything. That was a bit unreal haha.

Jun 10 2013 11:56AM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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I killed a guy and dumped his body on blackcomb once.

Jun 10 2013 12:17PM

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bighomieflock

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I was skiing with my friend at blackcomb and out of nowhere he just disappeared and I later found out that he got murdered.

Jun 10 2013 1:03PM

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CaptainObvious.

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As a result of a bet that I unfortunately lost I skied switch down a bunny hill, all the while peeing in between my skis so I left a lovely, straight, yellow line down half the run. Thank god my buddies let me wait until the run was void of children so I didn't....you know.....end up a sex offender.

Jun 10 2013 1:05PM

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Nate.Dog

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Peed in her butt.

Jun 10 2013 4:01PM

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FunkySane

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Weirdest thing ever: I was skiing at blackcomb with my friend and then suddenly I got lost and some guy came to me and murdered me. Then after some time a dude on skis just jumped over me.

Jun 10 2013 4:16PM

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Tanner-D

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I have a buddy who hit his ass on the corner of a box and shit his pants on impact.

Jun 10 2013 4:16PM

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Mr.Huck

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Was teaching an "Extreme Skiing Workshop". Only one guy showed up, and he wanted to just get as many vertical feel as possible. End of the day, he is exhausted and tells me on the way up the chair that he has got to take a shit bad. We got off at the top of the lift and he starts skating over to the bathroom. Didn't quite make it and ended up pouring some footers in his one piece. Took about 45 minutes for him to come out of the bathroom and the ski down to the bottom was a little awkward. Even though he had done his best to clean up, the smell was bad. I had to keep my distance and thankfully we didn't have to ride another lift together.

Jun 10 2013 4:58PM

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s.conway

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I lost it when I read this

Jun 10 2013 5:08PM

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s.conway

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As for my own weird experience, one day I was skiing alone and ended up riding the lift with some dude that had a 40" 2 hose hookah in his pack. Needless to say we went and smoked it in the trees. Then he killed me and dumped at the foot of glacier bowl...

Jun 10 2013 5:12PM

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Nikog

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Jun 10 2013 7:05PM

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Meth

Jun 10 2013 7:32PM

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tcurle

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My friend cam shit himself overshooting a backflip to his ass and he found out on the lift ride up. We went to mammoth that spring and he overshot a 70 footer directly to his ass. He knew right away that time.

Jun 10 2013 7:54PM

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DeRizzo

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I've done this, and I can safely say I'll never do it again. Why would you even want to ski un-groomed runs? Ugh, kids these days.

Jun 10 2013 8:02PM

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CoryFlynn

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This seems too common to be healthy.

Jun 11 2013 1:07AM

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Swankie

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Nearly broke my leg going down the bunny hill with all the tapered people watching me on rentals. Pretty embarrassing

Jun 11 2013 1:17AM

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_Tommo_

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On our uni trips to the alps from the UK we do this thing called valley ralley where the winner wins a free holiday for doing the most outrageous thing. Mates from my uni licked yohgurt out of each others arses but didnt win. One i know is true is that one girl won by having a ski pole up her **** whilst on the phone to her mum. Ive heard some nasty stories otherwise though, bitches be crazy

Jun 11 2013 8:46AM

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Melbourne.

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Once I went to my local hill and one of my friends points to someone riding over to the park. There was a guy who had everything on backwards( no goggles and boots were on right). When i first saw him i just thought he was skiing switch. As he got closer i saw eyes under the bottom of his helmet. As he came off the lip of the jump he threw a laid out cork 5 it was actually really funny.

Jun 11 2013 8:47AM

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Ginger_Drew

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It's hard to compete with some of these but this past season a kid was riding up the tow rope with his poles around his wrists and as he approached the top of the hill his glove/pole got stuck to the rope so how so his pole went through the pulley and shot out in the shape of a perfect "C"!

Jun 11 2013 10:24AM

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BBurt

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1.Heading toward the lift when I was about 10, and a guy in a pink one piece had a boom box attached to his rear and was pumping jams down the mountain.
2. This wasn't weird, but I got to ride up the lift with a deaf couple and it was really interesting to see them communicate so well.

Jun 11 2013 10:36AM

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loomis

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I was heading to my car on the cat track when all of a sudden a flying squirrel whizzed by in the trees beside me. Then a marten jumped out of the tree and chased it on the ground. It was pretty cool

Jun 11 2013 10:56AM

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Turkelton

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Got pulled over by Italian Police for spraying a fence below the park at Maddona. I keep on going because my friend AlexHall says "It's the police man!" I believe of course it's only ski patrol, so I hit the snake run thing and jumps, but fuck me, it's actual fucking police. He pulls over on his snowmobile and tries to give me a crime said I'd "mada people weet" and I said "What did I do which was illegal?" He had no answer, so BAM he tried to arrest me for not having documents as a foreign national and backfired, as I had my Ausweiss, and he couldn't do anything to me. Gives me back my pass and board, and I just rode down to my friends stunned with all my headgear off because he made me take it off, it was just crazy. Glad I wasted his time, as I am pretty law abiding and always have documents on me when I'm skiing, made him look like an idiot in front of all the park shapers (It was the end of the day) who knew Italian and they were shouting I did nothing wrong, it was super weird as shit, I mean, why are there police on the hill???

Jun 11 2013 11:15AM

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eivindaaholtet

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I saw a danish family eating their lunch at the picnic table rail in the park, while they were eating a snowboarder slides ower their food and destroyes their lunch.

Jun 11 2013 12:05PM

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No.Quarter

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I went to breck on a saturday during peak season and i wasn't in line for more than 5 minutes

Jun 11 2013 12:18PM

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steezycloudz

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i overrotated a cork 7 to my butt and shitted my pants

Jun 11 2013 12:21PM

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triss

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..I wiped my ass with a tissue on the mountain and threw it into the woods lol

Jun 11 2013 12:35PM

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ohmyglob8

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spun a 1440 and accidentally over rotated it, ended up in the 2065? it was weird as shit ended up having to go unnatty 1620 again to get back to the present. weird times

Jun 11 2013 12:39PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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I was going up the lift once and the wind whistling through my ear sounded EXACTLY like I'm sexy and I know it by lmfao. I was freaking the Fuck out.

Jun 11 2013 12:39PM

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*ninja*

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pooped out my pee.

Jun 11 2013 2:12PM

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FerrisBueller

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peed out poop while skiing on dmt

Jun 11 2013 2:36PM

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SunburntSquad

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a friend of mine peed off the lift

Jun 11 2013 3:07PM

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HungryHypocrite

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where in italy are there police on the hills? or where were you?

Jun 11 2013 3:14PM

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Ribss.

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Wut?

Jun 11 2013 3:15PM

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humpty

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me and my friend saw a blowjob in action while tree skiing at waterville valley

Jun 11 2013 3:37PM

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Turkelton

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Maddona Di Campiglio, and it was weird, by the park It was just weird

Jun 11 2013 3:41PM

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-emile-

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I was teaching a lesson once and one of the kids complained that he had a bad foot ache , we went to the rental shop to chek for bigger boots and he had kept his shoes under his boots haha.

kind of irrelevant though

Jun 11 2013 5:10PM

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