Blasting through glades, got a little careless and wasn't really watching where I was throwing myself and hit a branch ~15 feet in the air with my head going pretty fast. Pretty much the reason I swear by helmets.
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."