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Linguistic Conflicts in America

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ski-swagga
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I hope this isn't a repost, but I found these maps quite interesting. I never would've guessed that some of these terms and words would be said any differently than how I say them.

http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#
Jun 6 2013 12:05AM
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1337
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It's fucking called soda, not "pop". America is stupid and I think less of you if you use "Pop"
Jun 6 2013 12:09AM
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corona
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"crawdad"?? wtf kind of inbred idiots call a crayfish this?
Jun 6 2013 12:11AM
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Ben.
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Its not 1930 anymore. Its pop. Soda is what you called it then.
Jun 6 2013 12:11AM
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Ben.
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Also water fountains/drinking fountains do not bubble, calling them "bubblers" is complete and total idiocy.
Jun 6 2013 12:15AM
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1337
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You're confusing "Soda Pop" with just Soda. I would say you need to leave "Pop" in the 30's. Pop is what my mom calls her dad, not what I call my ginger ale
Jun 6 2013 12:22AM
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_Garagely_
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I call them crawdads even though that seems to go against my specific region.
Jun 6 2013 12:23AM
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Peter.
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all of those were right for my location
Jun 6 2013 12:26AM
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Tinga
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well I think we can all agree it's definitely not coke. unless you are talking about cola made by coca cola.
Jun 6 2013 12:35AM
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Daph
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I always called them crawdads...
Jun 6 2013 12:37AM
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Tinga
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also, does no one else have sun showers? why wouldn't you have a term for them. pagans.
Jun 6 2013 12:38AM
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Dwarftosser1
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This, fucking this.


And it's Boo-wie Knife, I always debate with people on that one

Jun 6 2013 12:41AM
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Sno.
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I actually called it pop until I was about 17 or so, then started randomly calling it soda instead. Now if I'm at someone's house and they ask what I'd like to drink I definitely say "do you have any soda" not..."do you have any pop." Or maybe I'm just assuming I do because I would never actually ask if someone had soda unless I had previously eliminated beer, champagne, wine, hard alcohol, robitussin, and rubber cement.

Jun 6 2013 12:55AM
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fujarome
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boom. thank you.


I was going to say only the dumb states call it pop, but apparently Texas and the South just call all sodas "cokes" so they win the stupid award.

Bubbler is one that I really only break out if I want to sound excessively Boston. Nothing is more boston than saying "drink from the bubblah"


And good GOD! there are drive through liquor stores?! (or again, if you want to lay on the boston thick, a drive through packie?!)
Jun 6 2013 12:58AM
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Sno.
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ahaha. we had these in Montana when I lived there.
Jun 6 2013 1:11AM
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NinetyFour
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Click for larger image I find this stereotypically funny.
Jun 6 2013 1:20AM
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Bart.Man
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Haha what's up with the green choice for this one?

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I have never heard of a term for this, though.
Jun 6 2013 1:38AM
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El_Barto.
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Come to Portland, our fountains bubble
Jun 6 2013 1:48AM
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Sno.
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yes, this

[IMG]drinkingwaterfountains.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/outdoor-drinking-water-fountains.jpg[/IMG]

vs this

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Jun 6 2013 2:07AM
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Sno.
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Jun 6 2013 2:09AM
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Bogs
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There's no explanation for the south
Jun 6 2013 8:27AM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha pretty much all of them were right for me. Although I definitely say "SEAR-up," not "SIR-up."
Jun 6 2013 9:28AM
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Edgar_Allen_Poe
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg
Jun 6 2013 10:58AM
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El_Barto.
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the fuck is wrong with you?
Jun 6 2013 11:00AM
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Masties
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I was surprised when the area of Pennsylvania mostly had that. I call it SEAR up and i thought a lot more people than that did too.
Jun 6 2013 11:01AM
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CheddarJack
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The fuck is wrong with YOU? You probably say "carmel" rather than care-a-mel" too, amiright?
Jun 6 2013 11:39AM
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El_Barto.
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Thats because thats how its said. L2 talk
Jun 6 2013 12:00PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Click for larger image I love how the north just doesn't have a word for a rotary...
Jun 6 2013 12:08PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Also, 'tennis shoes' are sport specific. Fuck anybody who says otherwise.
Jun 6 2013 12:09PM
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DrZoidberg
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I'm from jersey, and I usually refer to a circle as "Wow another fucking circle" cause they're really, really stupid. Maybe it worked when there was like 100 cars on the road, but not anymore. At least not the ones I've been in.
Jun 6 2013 12:17PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I use them pretty interchangeably. The south calling all soda 'coke' is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Jun 6 2013 12:20PM
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Mr.Huck
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My family moved around quite a bit, but Virginia and West Virginia, it was called a crawdad. Still call it a crawdad now.

This is one of my favorite things about the U.S. Fuck linguistic uniformity!
Jun 6 2013 12:26PM
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DockEllis
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The south doesn't refer to all soda as Coke. They just drink Coke instead of Pepsi because that is where Coke is from...and Pepsi is an inferior product. It's not like anyone order's a "Coke" when they want a Sprite or something.
Jun 6 2013 12:45PM
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I'm a camp counselor and most of the guests are from Massachusetts where they call water fountains bubblers.

To most Mainers a bubbler is: Click for larger image

So this one day some kid asked to go to the bubbler in the middle of camp. The other counselor I was working with's jaw dropped and was confused. Luckily, I'm part mass hole having spent a lot of time at my grandparents in Woostah so I knew what the kid was talking about but it was hilarious.
Jun 6 2013 12:58PM
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*TURBONERD*
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If you say so. That's not what the survey seems to mean.
Jun 6 2013 1:22PM
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NinetyFour
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It would be awesome to see a U.S. vs. U.K. one. Or a Canadian one.
Jun 6 2013 1:27PM
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Sno.
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I also say sear-up
Jun 6 2013 1:34PM
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DockEllis
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I can see how it's misleading in that way. But it's not like you would go to a restaurant and order a "coke" and the server would ask "what kind of coke do you want?" People just order what brand of soda they want...Coke, Sprite, Fanta, etc.
Jun 6 2013 1:38PM
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Shewlur...
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yeah what the fuck? haha i noticed that too.
Jun 6 2013 1:40PM
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fujarome
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it's like that everywhere.

I think they meant what the generic term when describing the entire genre is, and not one specific type.
Jun 6 2013 1:42PM
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DockEllis
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Yeah, I know. I guess I've never really heard anyone ask for just a soda in the south, so the map makes sense I suppose. They just ask for whichever kind the prefer. It's just misleading in that it makes it sound as though the southern term for soda is "coke" which, as far as I've experienced, isn't true.
Jun 6 2013 1:52PM
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Tinga
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I had a friend from texas and they used to say "would you like a coke? we have sprite, dr pepper and fanta"
Jun 6 2013 2:17PM
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DockEllis
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Well damn, that's just crazy talk. Personally, I prefer the term soda.
Jun 6 2013 2:20PM
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casual
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You've got it totally backwards. It was called Soda-Pop...and people called it pop. Pop literally sounds like the 1950's. Like, hey guys let's go to the sock hop and check out the juke box and order pops! Pops sounds like a child's candy. I literally hate pop, adults should be embarrassed to say it.
Jun 6 2013 2:28PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I don't know if it's just me, but I pronounce it sih-rup.. not sir-up.

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Jun 6 2013 3:05PM
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casual
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There are many places where traffic circles/roundabouts don't really exist. I grew up in Wilmington, DE/Philadelphia and literally the only one I can think of is the one that goes around city hall at the top of Broad. I'm sure there's others, and maybe more have gone in since I moved, but seriously, they aren't nearly as prominent as they are here in CO and other places I've been.
Jun 6 2013 3:10PM
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Huck_Norris
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Fuck yeah hey, I'mma buy me a wicked sick grinder at the packy around the rotary, kid.
Jun 6 2013 3:34PM
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Miomo
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Poll:

What do you call the lights on a car that signals that it's turning?

Blinker
NY area
Jun 6 2013 3:39PM
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Sno.
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I'm from Seattle and I call them roundabouts when they are in a more major intersection, used to control traffic-- typically with yield signs. I call them traffic circles when referring to the tiny ones in neighborhoods around seattle that aren't really there for traffic, they're there to slow you down and eliminate left turning issues.

roundabout example:

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traffic circle example:

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Jun 6 2013 3:41PM
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GnarNinja
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THERE IS SUCH THING AS A DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORE!?!??!
Jun 6 2013 4:21PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yup. There are a few of them by my cottage. It's like a car wash, but instead of soap, water, and weird mechanical brushes, there are a shitload of fridges filled with beer.
Jun 6 2013 4:49PM
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