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Gaper Trademarks

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WillyTheKid
Posts: 106 - Karma: 639
I feel as though nobody good goes skiing in a snowmobile jacket.

What are your go-to gaper identifiers?
Jun 3 2013 11:29PM
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jaybake
Posts: 223 - Karma: 616
Tom Wallisch is a gaper
Jun 6 2013 8:26PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
I don't wear goggles and don't consider myself a gaper. Why do you have to wear goggles? I feel it restricts my vision.
Jun 6 2013 8:34PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
when your on the lift with some random and they actually put their tips way up before they get off the lift
always put the bar down
jeans
one night only school pass
"seasonal blend" (special blend)
no hat under a very loose helmet
backwards helmet (ive seen it)
in front of the trail map for more than 10 minutes at a smaller sized mountain
hockey helmet
hockey gloves (seen it)


Jun 6 2013 8:59PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
I have seen someone rocking a Football helmet while skiing.

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-helmets covered all over with resort stickers (often times the same ones and peeling off)
-short, back mounted rental skis with super long rental poles, or no poles looking like a duck
-camo hunting jacket and blue jeans
-bike helmets
-football helmets
-work gloves
-gopros
-cheap 10 year old bolle/smith/scott/haber/etc. gogs

Also these bad boys

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Jun 6 2013 9:06PM
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CarrotSteeze
Posts: 147 - Karma: 105
for some reason the whole no-poles steeze has hit my mountain like a rampaging truck driving duck, I'll see anywhere from 30-40 middle aged men who can ski below average rocking no poles with fat gaps, it makes me sad :(
Jun 7 2013 12:40AM
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EMH.74
Posts: 7 - Karma: 5
Woah, people hating no-poles skiers? At my resort it's pretty much only the gapers who use the poles. Grabs are way easier to learn and you can do them way steezier and better without poles! Homework for every poleless skier hater: try skiing without poles for one tails and see for yourself how much better it feels ;)
Jun 7 2013 5:36AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
doesnt work so well with twin tippers.
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Jun 7 2013 9:12AM
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redking
Posts: 148 - Karma: 437
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 Mother of Gaper, my school ski trip.
Jun 7 2013 12:36PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
Shitty jacket with gloves over the sleeve. Crappy smith goggles with the strap twisted on a rental helmet and k2 rental skis
Jun 7 2013 1:16PM
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geosom
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,643
There is a kid in my race team that calls Park Skiers "Stunt Skiers"

/claim
Jun 7 2013 4:59PM
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pikes
Posts: 165 - Karma: 818
the smell of moth balls...
Jun 7 2013 6:15PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
poles that go up to their neck
Jun 7 2013 6:59PM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
This thread is genius! So simple...instead of figuring out what is in style now, just ask what not to wear! Non-gaper clothing crisis solved.
Jun 7 2013 10:01PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
I saw someone wearing a snowmobile jacket, and those bright orange pants and hat for hunting in the winter.
Jun 7 2013 11:25PM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
carrying skis over the shoulder... tails forward

walking down stairs backwards

'FREESTYLE SKIS = mini skis"
Jun 7 2013 11:34PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
My dads been skiing for over 50 years, The only thing he skis are moguls in his jeans.
Jun 7 2013 11:39PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Jeans tucked into boots, coon hats, going down the hill with no poles arms out. The resort I go to is pretty much gaper central..
Jun 8 2013 12:28PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
lol.

a few things ive noticed about people who ski in jeans.

A) - its either their first time skiing, orrrr.....
B) - they're 50+ and fuckin rip.
Jun 10 2013 8:52AM
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APAUK
Posts: 95 - Karma: 125
long ass poles
Jun 10 2013 2:51PM
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Frediboy94
Posts: 427 - Karma: 730
Helmet with that sort of pointy end, implying that the user rides fast enough for aerodynamics to be an issue. This is usually combined with way too narrow goggles with see-through red glass. Extra points for confused yelps and shouts in various brittish accents every time someone passes within 20 feet of them.
Beast mode: going up the lip off the mini jump, running out of speed halfway, climbing the remaining bit and falling down on the other side, knocking your face bloody on the knuckle.
Jun 10 2013 3:35PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
rentals with the classic pants tucked in boots
Jun 13 2013 3:58PM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
A Spyder jacket and Elan skis.
Jun 13 2013 4:07PM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Oh and turning with your arms instead of your legs.  Looks sooooooo Gaper.
Jun 13 2013 4:24PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
this just popped up in my newsfeed...

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Jun 13 2013 5:06PM
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RyanDiMatteo
Posts: 225 - Karma: 15
WOW, how fucking full of yourself do you have to be to notice something like that??? Since when does skiing mean you have got to hold your skis a certain way? Too many fucking scenesters in this sport who care waaay too much how they look and what other people think. /rant
Jun 14 2013 1:59AM
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3mania
Posts: 2559 - Karma: 9,857
^It's function dumbass. Your skis stay together and balance better over your shoulder. If there anything else you need help with me know. and I am the best skier on the hill.
Jun 14 2013 2:34AM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
I mentioned the skis backward too. Its simple mechanics... it works better tips first, and beginners tend to have not picked up on it

I have no intent to moralize certain styles or preferences, some things are just done better a particular way
Jun 19 2013 11:09PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i never saw the advantage in this.
im either tips up or tips down depending on whatever fuckin way i happen to grab my skis off the rack.
exspecially with nearly centre mounts, it really doesnt make a difference.
the only advantage of tips down is if your skis are mounted back from centre you have a little bit more room to work with, and that toe pieces feel better resting on your shoulder than heal pieces, exspecially fks.

as long as the ski on bottom has its breaks closest to your shoulder so top ski doesnt slide off, youre doing it right in my eyes.
Jun 20 2013 10:07AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
When your mom follows you thru the park
Jun 20 2013 11:32AM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
well I agree for center mount park skis w/o fks bindings....but thats only a fraction of skis out there, especially if were talking about gapers. (rentals are far from center mounted)
Jun 20 2013 11:34AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

ill give you that.

most gapers ive seen cant even figure out how to get the skis apart, let alone over their shoulders for carrying purposes.

tips down is the way to go, i just dont think tips up makes you a gaper.
if youre carrying your skis over your shoulder youre still a bad motherfucker regardless.

Jun 20 2013 1:45PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I call their stance the "flying gingerbread man" mostly because they are hauling ass down the hill, wide stance, arms up. Open coat, helmet with no gog's is the icing on the cake with it.
Jun 20 2013 1:51PM
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magicalkitten
Posts: 224 - Karma: 316
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this...
Jun 20 2013 2:05PM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
I think...it depends on which brake is over the top of the other, if that makes sense. Can't think of it now without my skis actually over my shoulder, but if one set of brakes is "over" the other, then either tips or tails makes the most sense, because the brakes on the "under" ski keep the top ski from sliding out. Perhaps it's just me.
Jun 26 2013 10:52PM
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JonasJuhler
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,351
Or just turn your skis so that the other ski is facing up... Doesn't really have to be the whole tip and tail thing
Jun 26 2013 11:52PM
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Logan.
Posts: 717 - Karma: 1,862
Calling a rail a "grinder" and being really confused when a skier does this so called "grinder" and not a snowboarder.
Jun 27 2013 2:17AM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
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Jun 27 2013 2:51AM
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StReEtPIRATES
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 135
ns stickers, and park skis with childrens bindings.
Jun 27 2013 4:55AM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
why cant younger kids be a part of ns/ freeride skiing? if its on an adult (by weight), thats another thing.
Jun 27 2013 11:35AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
bingo
Jun 27 2013 12:24PM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
My brother only skis sidecountry and a little backcountry and still rocks a gaper gap... admittedly its because his goggles are too big for his helmet but still...
Jun 27 2013 12:41PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
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Jun 27 2013 12:57PM
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StReEtPIRATES
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 135
im talkin about the dudes that should have some real bindings but rock childrens shit because its "light"
Jun 27 2013 5:38PM
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HannesSchneider
Posts: 51 - Karma: 181
The goggles dangling off the back of the helmet
Jun 27 2013 5:56PM
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WyattShapperd
Posts: 113 - Karma: 158
-Helmet that covers ears
-goggles hanging off helmet/crooked on face
-jacket wide open
-black snow-pants with stripes on the side (too short)
-full tilts (jk)
-shitty racing skis
Jun 27 2013 7:21PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
I feel like there are a lot of things that none gapers do, even some pros do, that can be considered gaper-ish. Like unzipped jacket, no goggles, and we all get the occasional gaper gap, some much more often than others. Personally, I think the real gapers should be more defined by how they act.
Jun 27 2013 9:36PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
slack helmet with no goggles
Jun 27 2013 10:42PM
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LSDTripGod
Posts: 184 - Karma: 201
goggles over helmet and goggles don't touch their face.
a full suit (one piece)
The one standing at the top of the park watching other people go down but is too afraid to try
Jun 27 2013 10:56PM
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LSDTripGod
Posts: 184 - Karma: 201
Goggles over loose helmet that don't touch their face
One piece suits
The kid standing at the top of the park letting everybody else go in front of them
Jun 27 2013 10:58PM
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