my friend told me about this one time he was having sex with some random girl and he had his ipod on shuffle in the background. Things were going great until some like Lord of the Rings soundtrack tune came on, some pretty brutal/dramatic orch march or something haha, must have been awkward as fuck because the chick apparently left.
but yeah, my nightmare would be to have sex to like Shaggy with "mr bombastic" or something.
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
"you're just a woman living like a man! Without the penis. With boobs. Smaller beard." - Sadman