Welcome to our new beta design! Click here to go back to the old Newschoolers.
Congratulations. You are now a fully-fledged douchebag. Partying with a bunch of druggies, getting drunk, crashing on random couches, having your drink spiked, having a few cigarettes...all in the night of the average doucher.
Go ahead, defend yourself. I'm sure you feel the need.