Alright NS, post em up.
I'll start: So my ex gf liked it pretty rough when we had sex, and she would talk dirty too. We were goin at it one time and she was gettin into it and was sayin stuff to me and then said, "Hurt me with your dick". So I pulled out and held it in my hands and wiggled it around while saying in a high pitched voice, "You're overweight, unattractive and are bad at giving head". She told me to get out after that and we broke up a couple weeks later.