A coaches job is to convince you to come to the school when you are being recruited, and the next year his job is to find someone to replace you.
"If you don't make it, It's your own damn vault"
"cuz too many people were coming up short and breaking their ankles...
if only they could have practiced their cork nines in trampoline mode first..." -juicedrummer11
"Bedsheets, Who invited that kid"- toy story
"No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument"- Squidward