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Most trouble you have ever gotten into at school

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FrenchFry
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Just wanna hear storys of people getting in shit for hilarious things
May 28 2013 11:42AM
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7springsprod
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1 day I.S.S. Anybody remember "National Kick a ginger day" ?

Well I TOUCHED one with my foot.
May 28 2013 11:49AM
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El_Barto.
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Threw a rock at a british kid and hit him right in the head. Got suspended for a week. Little fatty deserved it though
May 28 2013 12:01PM
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MontanaMountains
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My teacher asked us to hand in our homework and asked me why I didn't do mine. I replied with: "haha u think i did that? "

.....got written up and had to sit outside of class
May 28 2013 12:03PM
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987321654hgfd
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Heard some kid (nobody liked him) shout his locker combo to someone else. When he left I opened up his locker and tossed all his books out of the second story window.

Got one day in house suspension.
May 28 2013 12:06PM
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life_is_hood
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Ordered a pizza in math class, proceeded to get kicked out of class and my pizza got taken away.
May 28 2013 12:10PM
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DERS.
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my school does an exchange program with south african students. got drunk in s. africa quite a few times no problem. then on one of the final nights one dumbass friend of mine decides itl be a good idea to dive headfirst into a 3 foot pool, cracks his head open, and has to go to the hospital. being drunk had nothing to do with it kids was just a dumbass. school found out a little later after we had gotten back, im guessing some kid ratted cuz thats normally how that shit works, and nearly everyone from the trip was suspended i dont even remember but like 3 or 5 days. good times.


May 28 2013 12:19PM
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Karkoskier
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Took mushrooms for the first time at college, had a lot of stuff in my car, cops started asking me questions got arrested while i was tripping. Got suspended for the rest of the semester. At least I left with a 3.8gpa and can go back in the fall.
May 28 2013 12:32PM
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deerpong
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In grade 7 stole a fucking pastry from the schools cafeteria then ran away with it like I was precious
May 28 2013 12:57PM
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daannnnieel
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I got in a scrap at my elementary school, and this retarded kid was trying to help his friend out. I ended up fighting the retard off while the other kid ratted on me. The retard bit my face so i smashed his on a fence. Broken glasses an a bloody nose for him. Three weeks without a lunch for me.
May 28 2013 1:01PM
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Slop-Tart
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Had to do community service for passing out in a dorm elevator wearing a one piece stripped jail jumpsuit. My legs were sticking out the door so it kept hitting them and opening
May 28 2013 1:18PM
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mowglii
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In grade 9 my gym class was running around our school for a warm up and i pulled my pants down and pressed my bare buttocks on the art room window. The art teacher was super impressed but still told on me and i got 2 days.  
May 28 2013 1:20PM
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Hughes
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beautiful
May 28 2013 1:23PM
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De-Clan
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Chinese kid stole my hat in the recess yard, I was a lot bigger than him, put him in a head lock, grabbed my hat back, teacher saw it, yelled at me to stop, I used the excuse that I was reaching over his head for my hat
May 28 2013 1:36PM
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TheClap.
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Banned from liberty university campus
May 28 2013 1:39PM
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madvillain
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May 28 2013 1:40PM
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madvillain
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May 28 2013 1:40PM
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.bo.
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9 other kids and I in my shop were playing minecraft for 3 days straight because we finished all of our work. We played about 15 hours each, and the tech department at my school got pissed off along with my teachers and administration. I now cant use internet for the rest of the year, got break taken away, and got my teachers all pissed for no reason. Earlier this year me and my friends got caught putting a leash on freshman and leading them around the school. 2 years ago i kicked a kid in the nuts because we were seeing who could get the most nutshots in a day and a teacher saw and i got a detention... wasnt too bad though

May 28 2013 1:44PM
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HungryHypocrite
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kicked a little hogging shit off the swing in elementary school and got suspended for a day.


had to take a motherfucking huge dump of diarrhea at high school and spent half an hour shitting and wiping.. They obviously didnt take the excuse and sent me home (last lesson anyway), where my dad lost his shit at me verbaly and physicaly.
Dad was pretty sorry when he realised i spent half an hour in the toilet the next morning and my excuse was true.
May 28 2013 1:46PM
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Mag
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Haha this is gold, not really been caught for anything, throwing somebody at a computer wasn't the smartest idea, he ended up in more trouble for literally doing nothing which we found pretty amusing.

Was using a pretty strong magnet in physics, picking up iron filings, ended up with too many on it or something. Panicked and held the magnet over the entire container of filings to brush them off, forgetting that it was a magnet, resulted in about 2kg of iron filings on it, had to get them all off, fuck.
May 28 2013 1:47PM
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Bateman
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in second grade i stole a kids pokemon card (more or less, i tricked him into believing what i traded him was worth shit) and he ended up trying to physically get it from me so i beat him up. principal brought us back to class (this was in recess) and he had a bleeding nose so i got in some trouble but i cant remember

:D i was a douche as a kid
May 28 2013 1:49PM
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DGski
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I told some Indian kid his mom was gay ( I was in 5th grade he was in 8th and he was at least 5'10 and I was a little over 5 feet) because he scored in soccer- he drop kicked me from behind and I had like a week of partial in school suspension .. Wtf?
May 28 2013 2:17PM
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PeppermillReno
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At a school I went to? I was pretty good at not getting caught.

Walking back from the KFC/TBell a couple blocks away after lunch I threw a soda at a car and they drove to the office and told on me and we got a day suspension. That was my only one in HS.


I have been arrested and banned for life from schools I did not attend however.
May 28 2013 2:22PM
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MothaHucker
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Vaping in the band section at one of my highschools football game, fucking band kids ratted my us out and we all had to go talk to the administration, luckily my friend ditched his vape and waistbanded his grinder and they didnt find us with anything. Jesus that one could have fucked me over, never doin stupid shit like smoking at school again.
May 28 2013 2:26PM
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MatRich
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baller storry might be long but worth the read.

My french teacher had anounced that we had a test on friday, The opening day of smugglers notch ski resort. I raised my hand and told her I couldnt go for personal reasons that my parrents aproved. My idiot friend across the room then yells out that Im going skiing. My teacher then gets mad and tells me that if I am not there for the test I will not be able to pass it.

Come friday, I call sick and go skiing, it was an awesome day. When I get back to school, I was given a saturday detention by the principle but told I could do the test before since it was worth a lot.

I did the test and went skiing on saturday instead of going to saturday detention.

Come to school on monday, my principle is pissed off and meets me in her office. She lectures me about everything and is petrified that my parrents let me miss a day of school to go skiing. She then gives me an out of school suspension for having missed the saturday detention and follows up with this line which leads to one of my most baller moments ever.

"You have an out of school suspension tommorow, I hope you will take the time to think about what you have done and where your going." I get up nonchalantly and respond with great confidence "Maybee Il think about it in the chairlift!" and I walk out.

Yes I went skiing during my suspension, it was an awesome feeling!

Spark notes:

Missed a test to go skiing, given saturday detention as consequence, go skiing instead. When given suspension for skiing on saturday, Im told to think about it. I tell her "maybee Il think about it on the chairlift" and I went skiing without ever thinking about it!
May 28 2013 2:31PM
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Bateman
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i bet you thought about it
May 28 2013 2:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I managed to get expelled from a HS. Apparently they didn't take to kindly to my entrepreneurial spirit. Oh well, I hated that place any way and ended up at a much better school for my Jr. & Sr. years.
May 28 2013 2:40PM
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Momo.
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I once wrote on the carpet with crayon in 3rd grade. They gave me 3 days of detention...
May 28 2013 2:46PM
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Petey.
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1st grade: caught erasing my grades (thought it was erasable pen, lolnope) and replacing them all with a "check plus"

4th grade: called some girl a lesbian in gym class, had to write a letter and get my parents to sign it



That's about it. I was laid back through middle and high school..
May 28 2013 2:48PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Lmao such a fitting username.
May 28 2013 2:54PM
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HWW
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you certainly fucked her over, good work.
May 28 2013 2:55PM
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Blake.P
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One week out of school suspension for using and distributing edibles at a shill dance. Me and my best friend got suspended for a week, two of my friends got expelled, and a few other people got suspended for like two days. And I had 15 hours of community service on days we had off. Complete bullshit
May 28 2013 2:57PM
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Z-Juice
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In middle school we blindfolded this kid and proceeded to mercilessly attack him with pillows (not sure why our school had pillows) and textbooks. It was like a terrorist hostage video. We didn't even get in that much trouble for whatever reason.
May 28 2013 2:59PM
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MatRich
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you mean made it up? thats what made this so baller, it sounds like it was out of a movie but it definately happened.
May 28 2013 3:04PM
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FrenchFry
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Since this is my own thread i may as well contribute. Last week In english we brought in the laptops and we were supposed to do research for macbeth. Some kids facebook was logged on. I made like 3 status' about him being gay and they were super serious and like asked if anyone wanted to do salvia on a roof. I also made fun of some ugly girl he was wheeling called her a cake face and stuff haha. The kid found out and came to my class and yelled at me and stuff im 6,2 and he was like 5,3 so i just laughed. Hes getting a bunch of his friends to beef me . but anyways i got a 2 day inschool and basically was on ns and netflix for 2 days. Was a good two days.
May 28 2013 3:10PM
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Matt_Rossi
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Please explain, my best guess is you didn't participate in jesus sing a long time
May 28 2013 3:18PM
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Bateman
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No. You finished your essay by saying "but i didnt think about it haha" or somethnig along those lines
May 28 2013 4:06PM
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270on420out
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When I was in 5th grade, I told a group of kids (it was April fools day btw) that our teacher wasn't coming cause she missed her bus. That soon formed into a rumor and it escalated into another rumor. I had apparently said our teacher wasn't coming because she was hit by a bus. Kids were crying in the hallways. I had to apologize to all the teachers and it went on my permanent record or something. All I really remember from that incident though is my redneck teacher yelling at me saying "Yinz told a sick and Yinz told a twisted joke".
May 28 2013 4:25PM
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GayWolf420
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I was really into WWII shit when I was in 4th grade. I was just doodling like Sherman tanks and pazers and all that jazz one day and labeled the German tanks with swastikas. And of course, knowing how public schools overreact to shit, I got sent down to the office, counsellor meeting, all that shit. They thought I was like some hitler youth dude or some shit.
May 28 2013 4:25PM
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corona
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threw an apple into a ceiling fan in 3rd grade. one of the halves flew off and hit some kid no one liked. teacher didn't say shit. was a good day.
May 28 2013 4:27PM
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Mag
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It's a bad day when you hit yourself with an apple.
May 28 2013 4:34PM
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DILLINGER
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Hahaha, this reminds me of our music teacher showing us youtube videos that make fun of Hitler in 8th grade.

This one kid stands up and walks out of the room crying.



Teacher didn't realize the kid was German.
May 28 2013 4:35PM
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MatRich
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oh haha, yah I thought about how bad ass the exchange was, nothing more.
May 28 2013 4:35PM
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LiquorLanch
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Been there done that, ahen I was i kindergartern i got suspended for standing on the bus
May 28 2013 4:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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1day suspension for throwing a snowball. Fuck school resource officers.
May 28 2013 4:44PM
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elinde
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lots of stuff, in response to someone above i called a girl lesbian in 5th grade and got detention. More recently i screamed out a second story window to my friend on a field about 120 feet away that he is a faggot, much to my dismay when i turned around there was a teacher right next to me. There are also countless other times, mostly involving throwing shit at fans and out of windows
May 28 2013 5:40PM
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gusestomp
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I asked my spanish teacher during her prep period if we had any homework for the next day, and he yelled at me and threatened to give me a detention. I told her to fuck off and got 3 days ISS... Oh well.
May 28 2013 5:48PM
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coolflash8
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sorry but repost. anyways for me i was on probation for 4.5 of the last 6 years (so 7thgrade to 12th grade) for various things centered around hacking and computers
May 28 2013 5:55PM
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*TURBONERD*
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This makes no sense; Germans are super anti-nazi unless they're actually neo-nazis.

I gave a classmate the finger in 1st grade when he asked which finger got caught in the door and it was my middle finger that got stuck. That's how I learned it had... strong connotations. My teacher wasn't too stoked. Clearly I was pretty lame.
May 28 2013 5:59PM
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connecticunt
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I got suspended for a week in the third grade because I was repeatedly kicking/punching/biting this bitch that told me Dumbledore died at the end of Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.

I also got fined recently in school when I came in high and we had a lab to do. There was a HUGE ass spider in one of the test tubes I was using so I threw it on the ground and stomped on it. Got shards of glass in my foot through my shoe and if i remember correctly, a $60 fine.
May 28 2013 6:01PM
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Colin.W
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So your spanish teacher is a man woman?
May 28 2013 6:04PM
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