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Ski substitutes

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Garebear
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what if....

you duct-taped a book to each foot and then covered the bottom part with soap and then tried to slide rails
May 27 2013 10:15AM
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CashmereCat
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I feel like this is a terrible idea. The "tips" would dig in and you'd eat shit.
May 27 2013 11:16AM
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Miomo
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May 27 2013 11:22AM
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a_burger
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my substitute teacher said he skied


it turned out he snowbladed but he wasn't bad (he had some line skiboards too, I was jealous)
May 27 2013 11:25AM
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CashmereCat
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On second thought, this would work perfectly. I vote OP to film himself trying it.
May 27 2013 11:48AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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what about taking all the shitty threads from NS and compressing them into metaphorical "skis" then when people make shitty threads we can just say "quit riding them NS skis"
May 27 2013 12:48PM
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a_burger
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if you give me a list of all said threads I will print them and put bindings on them
May 27 2013 12:52PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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you can start with this one and all of dolans
May 27 2013 12:56PM
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Garebear
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Actually tried this. After about 10 minutes my books were ripped out and I was too lazy to re-tape more books. I ended up putting shoes on and then duct-taping soft cover books because they have a slippery surface.
May 27 2013 3:38PM
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