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Whats the best religion?

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Looking to join a new religion and think NS should make the choice for me.
Thanks!
May 26 2013 5:56PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
atheism
May 26 2013 5:58PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Not a religion, dumbass..
May 26 2013 5:59PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
polygamy
May 26 2013 6:03PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
none of them






smoke weed
May 26 2013 6:04PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Y u change religion sexy jesus?
May 26 2013 6:06PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
i caught my father (God) with a little boy.
May 26 2013 6:07PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
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May 26 2013 6:11PM
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whoa-dere
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no religion=best religion
May 26 2013 6:14PM
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Morbidly-SoBeast
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buddhism for sure they are based on morals and shit
May 26 2013 6:21PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Wicca, acceptance of every religion and people who follow no religion.
May 26 2013 6:25PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,895
Westboro Baptist Church
May 26 2013 6:28PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
false, wiccans are witches you pagan fucker
May 26 2013 6:36PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I know youre just trollin' around Sexy Jesus, but I just live my life being a kind and good person. If there is a God, then when I die he'll send me wherever good people go. If not I can die peacefully knowing that I did something good with my life.
May 26 2013 6:36PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Satanism. Or Athiesm.
May 26 2013 6:59PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
bleh i'd consider myself a christian boy but im not particularly religious in any sort of practice. i just believe what i believe and leave it at that. no real discussion or homage with regards to the matter, i guess i would call it an affiliation with christianity.
May 26 2013 7:00PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Wrong, Wicca is the resurrection of all ancient religions before the Catholics burned them all to death and labeled them satanists.
May 26 2013 7:00PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Duh ROMAN CATHOLICISM


May 26 2013 7:22PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
metaphysics..the crazy aliens talking to humans kind
May 26 2013 7:38PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Fuck it I'm going mormon
May 26 2013 8:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
Scientology is the only one that makes even a little bit of sense.
May 26 2013 9:02PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
welcome aboard brother.
May 26 2013 9:05PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
whatever religion will result in you judging people the least and allowing others to choose their faith without external bias
May 26 2013 9:06PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
MINE!
May 26 2013 9:10PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
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May 26 2013 9:16PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
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May 26 2013 9:16PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
40% of the time it is proven to work 100% of the time
May 26 2013 9:27PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
everybody point and laugh at the idiot
May 26 2013 9:28PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Bhuddism fool
May 26 2013 9:36PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
SHINTO

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May 26 2013 9:37PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
is that a playground
May 26 2013 9:39PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
japanese kids have the best playgrounds
May 26 2013 9:40PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
dont try and ski on them tho. you will get kicked out.
May 26 2013 9:41PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
That's buddhism...
May 26 2013 9:47PM
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7springsprod
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.
May 26 2013 9:48PM
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turducken
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Why?
May 26 2013 9:53PM
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grapejuice3000+
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thats jainism....
May 26 2013 10:06PM
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panojibber.
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Unfortunately most of the people responsible for the rise of Wicca lied about their sources and made most of the shit up. It's not even clear if a tradition similar to Wicca existed in pre-christian societies. Neo-paganism and Wicca are actually entirely different things, as Wicca essentially has no historical documents to base it's traditions off. Also, wicca may mean witch, wise, or to bend. The etymology of the term is unclear. There are common themes in Wiccan traditions, such as goddess worship, use of spells, and a 1 year initiation period. However, there are actually no set rules or guidelines, and no governing body.

Anyways, Wicca is basically very difficult to define. I'm reading a book called "drawing down the moon" by Margot Adler, definitely worth a read if you're interested in spirituality.

Oh, and wiccans love sex. Like, they absolutely love to fuck.
May 26 2013 11:05PM
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Da_Buddha
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May 27 2013 3:23AM
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SkiThe603
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Listen to R'hollor.
May 27 2013 3:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
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being a hardcore pastafarian myself i'd have to agree on this one !
May 27 2013 4:19AM
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Orrin
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May 27 2013 4:33AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Obamanism
May 27 2013 4:35AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Religions in general suck... All you need to know about is the higher power and holy spirit. Meditation is the best way to find where they come into play in your life. Its also a better use of your time, unless you like reading about fake history.
May 27 2013 5:18AM
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*SNO*
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May 27 2013 5:46AM
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act.resist
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This thread is offensive
May 27 2013 9:02AM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
the best religion is to think for yourself.
May 27 2013 9:06AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
Real original.
May 27 2013 9:07AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Judaism ftw. We're not pushy and you really don't need to so anything but be nice.
May 27 2013 3:51PM
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PhaedeD
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The Lord of light is the one true god.
May 27 2013 4:20PM
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Jeebus.
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For, the night is dark, and full of terrors.
May 27 2013 4:21PM
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