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Shit this is gonna hurt...

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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
If you ever have had that moment where you know something is gonna hurt and you wait for impact... what was it? I was mountain biking and accidently crashed and fell 30 feet into a river..
May 23 2013 9:42PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Went for a hip transfer on my bmx bike and I overshot and went front wheel heavy. Hit my head and woke up after I don't know how long, I was the only person at the park. Went to the er with a concussion, a skull fracture, and a broken nose.
May 24 2013 9:55PM
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Zhik
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i was sailing on the lake with a friend....lots of wind and lots of boats squished on a race course. I get out on the trapeze(hanging on the side of the boat to keep it flat with a wire attached to my harness), and i see a boat charging full speed towards us and super tilted, the huge metal mast coming for my arse at full  speed. I close my eyes and im like, well fuck. the fuckers change direction last second and i open my eyes to a capsized boat and an untouched me... scary shiet
May 24 2013 10:05PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
>when you send a text message and realize at the last second it was the wrong contact and they're gonna have no clue what you're talking about
>receiving an exam, scanning it, and realizing you didn't do nearly enough to prepare
>tail tapping a lollipop feature with way too much speed and clearing the landing by a solid 15 feet... "why haven't I come down yet"
May 24 2013 10:18PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
I tried a ganer on a tramp into foam. Yeah, its foam.....but I under rotated like a pussy landed all my weight on my neck, heard a couple cracks, now when I look to the left it hurts a little. I was in the air like 'oh shit......'
May 24 2013 10:51PM
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.qzyxya
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The moment when you realize you tripped over a laptop cable or something and you can just see yourself falling in slow motion...
May 24 2013 11:05PM
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hippy.
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i tried my first backflip on the ground and literally landed on my spine and broke 2 vertebrates and it hurt so fucking bad! Paralyzed for couple of hours def scariest moment in my life thought I was gonna die because I was home alone for 2 days managed to get up and have my friend drive me to the E.R.
May 24 2013 11:21PM
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Lukegnar
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,239
Speed wobbles when longboarding
May 24 2013 11:32PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Surprised no one has brought this up yet! When I'm hauling balls and get speed wobbles I just know my day went strait down the poop shoot
May 25 2013 1:12AM
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JeremyClarkson
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Cruising around town on a longboard drunk as hell........at night.

Turn down a hill and start bombing

Hit a pothole

Fly a good 15 feet......

.....Oh fuck, this is gonna hurt like hell.








May 25 2013 1:25AM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
undershot a jump, midair saw i was gonna clip my tip, still hurts my knees to this day.
May 25 2013 1:51AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I tried backfliping a roller coaster box and only got half rotation and also became paralyzed after impact but I managed to get everything working after 15 minutes. Neck down everything started to reboot.
May 25 2013 2:44AM
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roddy116
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your in the air for longer than you should be, and then you realize, the landing is behind you.
May 25 2013 2:54AM
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Titus69
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went for a 540 at sunapee a few years ago went in with to much speed but managed to lose a ski mid air and overshot the sweetspot about 20-25ft came out of it perfectly fine.
May 27 2013 9:30PM
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ski-racer
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I was at whistler and was sort of dicking around off on some side stuff since it was a family vacation and I was with my parents. After realizing that there was something funny up ahead I tried to work my way back. Ski ejected(I soon after up'd the DIN) and I was basically like oh fuck this is not going to be good as I start to slide head first towards what I would later confirm was a fifty foot cliff. Luckily stabbed my boot in and it held me. That was definitely an "oh fuck" moment.
May 31 2013 9:42PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
worst feeling is when you hit a 50 foot jump and have the speed for about a 70 foot jump, and as soon as you leave the lip the jump feels about 2 feet big and you know you are about to just get wrecked
May 31 2013 10:00PM
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Dingo69
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Going to big sucks worse
May 31 2013 10:02PM
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DeRizzo
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I like this thread. Anyway, here's my story. WARNING: I suck I went off a 30-40ish foot jump at my home mountain. I was about to throw a 5 off of it. I already did one the run before. It was a snow day, so it was dumping. I went off it with kinda a bad feeling. During the last 180 degrees I just corked out, and landed on my shoulder. That last 180 was like the last 10 minutes of school, long and painful. Well, not painful yet. Luckily my bones are strong as fuck so I was all good. I still pulled a muscle though.
May 31 2013 10:15PM
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~bagelz~
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Was in my friends car driving down a twisty road with a 40 ft cliff on one side. My friend in his grand am decided to drive fast so I'm like oh shit and try to put on my seatbelt. It gets stuck and we go around acorner where right after the car loses control and it seems like we're gonna go off the cliff but my friend slams the wheel the other way and we do a 180 and slam into the side of a muddy cliff not even damaging the car. The whole time I was holding onto the stuck seatbelt thinking fuck fuck fuck I'm going to roll off a 40ft cliff and die. Got lucky
Jun 1 2013 7:05AM
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TNORTS
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they're not that bad. learn to absorb them.
Jun 1 2013 9:00AM
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freestyler540
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Too many times to remember, but the first that come to my mind was this:

I was riding hard pack steep mogul run and tried to line up a series of drops. At the 10 foot, I launched off with confidence and a hella lot of speed. When I landed my binding snapped and sent me flying in a frontflip style crash. I could count the seconds in the air and braced for a major impact. It was only when the impact was delayed from my expectation, I knew it was going to suck.
I got up without a scratch, looked around and saw the horror on the faces of the people on the chairlift over me. I later got a txt of my buddy asking if I was ok after that gnarly crash.
Jun 1 2013 9:13AM
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