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How do you like your eggs?

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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
scrambled or boiled wile going up the chair lift.
May 22 2013 8:43PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
unfertilized,


always use a condom
May 22 2013 8:44PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
scrambled
May 22 2013 8:44PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
I like scrambled eggs but not scrambledeggs
May 22 2013 8:45PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
someone embed, so relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU
May 22 2013 8:45PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,895
fertilized. Then never seen again.
May 22 2013 8:45PM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
oh god......
May 22 2013 8:47PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
over easy or scrambled between an avocado and an english muffin, then drizzle that shit with hot sauce.
May 22 2013 8:49PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
scrambled, but not dry, with pepper jack
May 22 2013 8:50PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
over easy because I ain't a bitch
May 22 2013 8:50PM
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SickJib_Brit
Posts: 824 - Karma: 151
Benny. Bitch.
May 22 2013 8:53PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
over hard, yoke is yuck
May 22 2013 8:53PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
in the trash
May 22 2013 9:00PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2454 - Karma: 5,744
all scrambled up
May 22 2013 9:08PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
Sunny side up, right on top of some hash browns. No better way to go
May 22 2013 9:14PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
yolk*


yoke is a good company
May 22 2013 9:16PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
This guy has it right.
May 22 2013 9:16PM
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cbj
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I wait til they are ready to hatch then eat them straight raw
May 22 2013 9:17PM
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whoa-dere
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scrembled with a lil bit of pasta sauce/siracha is great
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May 22 2013 9:19PM
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ForeverYung
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either scrambled sandwich with cheese cholula, and salsa, or a dank ass omelet with peppers, ham, onions, cheese, and all that good stuff 
May 22 2013 9:37PM
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DIX~
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fertilized
May 22 2013 9:44PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
scrambled with siracha, salsa, franks, or ketchup.
May 22 2013 9:45PM
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BigScaryLarry
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scrambled in a breakfast burrito with bacon and salsa where it belongs. straight eggs are just nasty
May 22 2013 9:47PM
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swanson212
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I'm on mobile is this fried or fertilized?!
May 22 2013 9:48PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
so you like all eggs?
May 22 2013 9:48PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
I like mine with a kiss
May 22 2013 9:52PM
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DIX~
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wat
May 22 2013 10:16PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Scrambled, Ramsay style, the best:


May 22 2013 10:18PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Eggs are gross. They're the unfertilized gamete of the female chicken, bound up with the placenta inside of a thin coating. They're pretty much a chicken's period in a shell that we eat
May 22 2013 10:19PM
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DayMan
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These are so great. Or if I want to do something with a little less work I will just put some cream cheese into my normal scrambled eggs. Nom nom nom
May 22 2013 10:21PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 3,582
Over easy on top of a piece of toast or English muffin with a piece of turkey or ham. Pretty great way to start a day
May 22 2013 10:22PM
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Holte
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Poached. Poached eggs are bananas.
May 22 2013 10:23PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
no,

egg=egg


banana=banana


egg=/=banana

May 22 2013 10:31PM
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SunburntSquad
Posts: 293 - Karma: 496
raw
May 22 2013 10:34PM
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YourMomsCouch
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I like them a lot...
May 22 2013 10:47PM
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*ninja*
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May 22 2013 10:56PM
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ForeverYung
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Yumm
May 22 2013 11:14PM
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SkiThe603
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Fried w/ alot of pepper.
May 23 2013 12:10AM
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SFB
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/205317/
May 23 2013 12:14AM
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Petey.
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Oh damn well when you say it like that...




















I'll have some eggs, over easy please!
May 23 2013 12:27AM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
Yeah so what, a steak is a chunk out of a cow and a lobster is a little sea dude that scitters around.

RimJobber ... Eggs sound like a food you'd enjoy with a username like that, or are they not brown enough for ya?
May 23 2013 12:40AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
That's what I like to see
May 23 2013 12:45AM
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goodiepocket
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May 23 2013 12:55AM
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Stickity
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took long enough for that video to be posted


i like my eggs fried on a burger
May 23 2013 1:02AM
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goodiepocket
Posts: 950 - Karma: 640
I was also surprised...so I figured I'd do it.

fried on a burger with bacon and avocado... mmm
May 23 2013 1:11AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
1. poached
2. fried with runny yoke
3. soft boiled
May 23 2013 1:15AM
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Stickity
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i'm all about breakfast sandwiches idk why. never had avocado though
May 23 2013 1:20AM
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Bart.Man
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Like my women: Run when I stab them with a fork.
May 23 2013 1:24AM
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^^.Doug.^^
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i like my eggs scarmbled, not done to much little runny. and maybe with some salt pepper, and your mom all over them

May 23 2013 1:47AM
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Darth.Maul
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Banned
May 23 2013 1:48AM
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250r
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raw with the white removed...great in smoothies, aiolis, tartares and plenty of other things...im not really much of a fan of egg whites. Egg yolks are quite good for you contrary to popular belief. They are high in the beneficial nutrient biotin, where as whites are high in avidin which causes a biotin deficiency. Cooking egg whites does lower the avidin levels partially, so if you are going to eat them, eat them cooked.
May 23 2013 2:38AM
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