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Loch ness monster

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Beef_Sister
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For anyone who is interested in cryptozoology, anyone here the loch ness monster is real? or at least some type of plesiosaurus exists?
May 22 2013 4:01PM
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.AR6rider.
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Uhh...
May 22 2013 4:02PM
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Petey.
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i'm sure there are some undiscovered species in the unexplored depths of various lakes and oceans, but it's hard to believe anything with so many hoaxes out there
May 22 2013 4:03PM
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fujarome
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damn it monster, get off my laaaaaawn!
May 22 2013 4:03PM
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mmallender.
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it was august and i heard a knock on the door. it was a cute little girl scout, and she said to me

"how would you like to buy some cookies?"

and i said

"well, what kind do you have?"

she had thin mints, graham crunchy things, raisin oatmeal,

and i said

"we'll take a graham crunch, how much will that be?"

and she looked at me and she says "i need about tree fiddy...."

well it was about that time i noticed that girl scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the palezoic era,

and i said

"dammnit monstah, get off my lawn! i aint givin you no tree fiddy!"

and he said,

"how about just two fiddy?"

and i said

"oh now its only two fiddy?! is there a sale on loch ness munchies or something?!"



and that was the third time i met the loch ness monster..


so to answer your question, yes, the loch ness monster is real
May 22 2013 4:18PM
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daannnnieel
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I dont cAre.
May 22 2013 4:19PM
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Spinoza
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quoting for emphasis
May 22 2013 4:22PM
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DERS.
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these girl scouts came knockin at my door tryna sell me some cookies nd shit. so i was like hell yeah hit me up with some o dem samoas. the girl said that will be about three fiddy. slamed the door in her face.

goddaaamn loch ness monster.
May 22 2013 4:22PM
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Beef_Sister
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Was trying to start an intellectual conversation but I forgot i was speaking with newschoolers
May 22 2013 4:25PM
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SamtheEagle
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probably not real
May 22 2013 4:27PM
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DockEllis
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I gave him a dollah. I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollah.
May 22 2013 4:28PM
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El_Barto.
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I always thought Ar6 was the loch ness monster disguised as a T-rex
May 22 2013 4:33PM
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Beef_Sister
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Ok honey
May 22 2013 4:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Lake Champlain monster is real. My crazy uncle was on discovery channel and said so
May 22 2013 4:39PM
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Bateman
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Yeah i saw him once. Fella walked up to me and kindly asked me for "about three fiddy". God damn loch ness monster!
May 22 2013 4:48PM
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Beef_Sister
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What is the champlain monster
May 22 2013 4:50PM
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SFB
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your mom.
May 22 2013 7:02PM
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scratchproteen
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Silly new OP trying to impress the members.
May 22 2013 7:07PM
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E__
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I need about tree fiddy.
May 22 2013 8:19PM
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