Alright all you preppy little douches, here's one for you! I was in Goodwill last night getting the ugliest clothes I could find for 70s day at work today (very successful) and happened across two "designer" belts for a buck each. I grabbed them and am obviously looking to cash in (or out, depending upon your perspective). While I would never be caught dead in the Vineyard Vines belt, I know a lot of you want to feel like the biggest douche in school, so here's your chance to do that at a bargain!
The Eliza B. belt is also size Large, which I wore with a sick pair of pleated pants, a hideously ugly shirt, and the nastiest tie I could find. Both belts are in good condition, size L, and roughly 45 inches long. $32 shipped for the Vineyard Vines belt, $22 shipped for the Eliza B. belt, or $50 shipped for both. Yes, the Eliza B. belt is probably a woman's belt, but it was on the same rack as the Vineyard Vines belt (same donor), has the same fit, and is actually almost reasonable looking for a guy (unlike the Vineyard Vines belt which is not reasonable looking for anyone). PayPal happily accepted.