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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Its getting to the end of the school year and i have this really hot english teacher. Any advice on how i could seduce her?
May 20 2013 10:23AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Trace the outline of your turgid penis with red lipstick over every homework assignment before you hand it in. Be sure to include your phone number in case she wants to discuss your work with you after class.
May 20 2013 10:24AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
hot teachers is the only reason im at school right now.
May 20 2013 10:30AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
My hot teacher thread didn't work out so well
May 20 2013 11:28AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
pics
May 20 2013 11:34AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
cast a wizard spell on her.
May 20 2013 12:17PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
*icon thief alert*
May 20 2013 12:26PM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700
My roommie banged our health teacher in high school, they got caught it was a big deal in the city. /claim
I asked for his secret, he said you need to find your mojo
May 20 2013 12:43PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Well you're obviously not there to improve your grammar skills.
May 20 2013 1:16PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
ask her how she feels about sexual education
May 20 2013 1:18PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,633
#rekt

There's some serious teacher babe-age at my school.
May 20 2013 1:22PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,633
You know you loved my jay and silent bob Chapstick rendition I sent you not too long ago
May 20 2013 1:33PM
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rdski
Posts: 376 - Karma: 123
someone's been watching too much porn.
May 20 2013 3:13PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
in amsterdam they have shows where 2 ppl will come out on stage and just have sex in front of the audience. theres also sex classes at universities
May 20 2013 4:51PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
W. U. T.


May 20 2013 5:18PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I remember a thread a while ago about a university planning to open dedicated to sex and what not.
May 20 2013 7:07PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
yea howd that workout
May 20 2013 7:09PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
i posted the pic and her name was partly in it
May 20 2013 7:19PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
bahahaha
May 20 2013 7:20PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Over 20 responses and not a single mention of Van Halen? I'm disappointed, NS.


May 20 2013 7:29PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
this thread does not deliver, since there are no pics, nothing happend
May 20 2013 9:48PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
...
May 20 2013 9:52PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
It did, I wanna say in Italy but don't quote me on that, and believe me, it delivers.
May 20 2013 9:52PM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
told my super hot chemistry teacher "Do you have 11 protons? Cause you are sodium fine"
got extra credit and she told me if i ever need help after school... just get my mom to email her /claim?
May 20 2013 9:58PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Have your mom set you up on a date
May 20 2013 11:18PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
hahaha ohhhh it is story time.
May 20 2013 11:23PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i dont think it would be an impulsive decision on her part. she'd probably have to "know" you before developing anything sexual towards you.

my advice: talk with her whenever you can, but don't overdo it. start with the usual schoolwork help, but then try and move into personal conversation. get eachother worked up, then slide right innnnnnn.
May 20 2013 11:26PM
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d00d
Posts: 2686 - Karma: 7,067
pics broski pics..... this story just isn't complete without them, I'm sorry to hassle you but it's just a must.
May 20 2013 11:26PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
my 30 yr old professor and i got it on 2 semesters ago while she was still my professor, its not illegal its just frowned upon-according to her
May 20 2013 11:38PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
get straight A's
May 20 2013 11:40PM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
will post pics tomorrow
May 20 2013 11:48PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
threads
May 21 2013 12:19AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
theron selfies make up majority of my data usage
May 21 2013 3:52AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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May 21 2013 6:23AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
/claim
May 21 2013 6:29AM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
Just got done with chemistry, pics wont email from my phone, will deliver when I get home
May 21 2013 2:07PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Thrd
May 21 2013 3:38PM
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-Robert
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 1,492
You won't do it.
May 21 2013 3:39PM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
Sorry for the shitty creep shot, didn't feel like being obvious I was taking a picture
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May 21 2013 3:57PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
7/10 prob would bang
May 21 2013 4:05PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
"super hot" is apparently a wider range than I had previously thought.
May 21 2013 4:09PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Your teacher is about as hot as that guy's "cut" in the NSFW thread is severe. Woof.
May 21 2013 4:13PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
She's only hot if the air con broke
May 21 2013 4:15PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
^^ Really?

I feel sad for you.

Here is a photo of 2 of my friends that ACTUALLY are HOT teachers.

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May 21 2013 4:19PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
Who do you feel sad for? Your friends are hot
May 21 2013 4:21PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
the kid who thought his chemistry teacher is hot... But I suppose it's got to be pretty hard to find a hot chemistry teacher.
May 21 2013 4:26PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Hah Faye Reagan as teacher? Click for larger image
May 21 2013 4:45PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Gotta be in teacher attire to qualify against picture above..
May 21 2013 7:41PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
porn bro check uniform category great ones in there
May 21 2013 7:46PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
god am I really the only person that finds her utterly disgusting? She is straight vile.
May 21 2013 7:48PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I don't know about utterly disgusting, but she definitely is not amazing
May 21 2013 8:35PM
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