Is this a random thread.
Well if it is, here's alittle story. One night, when my and my room-mates got really drunk, and were too lazy to go out, I took this little fake cat that one of my roommates, an aussie chick had, and put it in the fridge. It looked like a cat curled up sleeping and was made out rabbit fur or some shit, so it looked super realistic. So when some poor drunken fool open the fridge for some mix, they freak out and see that cat sleeping in the fridge.
I just thought that was really funny. And it was, even it it doesn't sound that funny. But you know what's not that funny? I'm living in Vancouver right now, and I a super hard first aid exam on Wednesday, and then I start work in Whistler on Thursday, but I don't even have a place to stay up there yet. So, I'm kinda fucked. But, on the plus side, I'll be skiing in four days... suckers! And I won't be stoping until fucking May! Hahahaha! And I got Spatulas, new binders, and some brand new, kick yo fuckin ass Solly Pro model boots! YEHAW!
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