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ATTENTION photoshop wizards - perhaps your most important mission yet

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DGski
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alright so long story short i had to skip chemistry today because i didn't want to take the test- after class was done everyone was telling me my teacher is checking my absences to see if it is excused or not and stuff. i called in a pass which gives me an excused absence (permission to leave) and it was 1 hour later than the class was : so what i need is to erase the 10 and put a 9. I don't even know if it is possible to make this look legit but worst case possible i will just cross it out and say she wrote the wrong time.

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for the love of god help me so i dont get suspended for 3 days
May 17 2013 2:13PM
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DGski
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LAST THING: how can i copy an image URL of the photo without it linking to newschoolers, because i can't attach pictures through the school email..
May 17 2013 3:11PM
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RimJobber
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Save it to the computer and attach it in an email


Durrr
May 17 2013 3:13PM
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RimJobber
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Fuck. Sorry, didnt read. And I dont know
May 17 2013 3:14PM
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DGski
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its fine i handled it
May 17 2013 3:16PM
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RimJobber
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Did the most

May 17 2013 3:16PM
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RimJobber
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Fuck. I just made super legit photobucket that would pass with your name
May 17 2013 3:17PM
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Ski_the_east01
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holy shit I'm dying...rimjobber that shit was hilarious

Reminds me of 'emails from an asshole'. If you guys haven't read this it's literally the funniest thing on the internet
May 17 2013 3:17PM
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Kebec
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i laughed so hard at this!classic
May 17 2013 3:17PM
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DGski
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that shits hilarious
May 17 2013 3:20PM
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Mr.Huck
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May 17 2013 3:20PM
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RimJobber
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Hahahahah I'm fucking dying right now
May 17 2013 3:22PM
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Mr.Huck
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Just returning the favor. You crushed this.
May 17 2013 3:24PM
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DGski
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haha what if i sent that

would be jokes
May 17 2013 3:26PM
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theBearJew
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OP you go to spanish river HS in pompano?
May 17 2013 3:51PM
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DGski
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boca raton

i moved here like 3 years ago from canada.. one more year

do you live in FL??
May 17 2013 5:07PM
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DGski
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now that i am actually reading these, this one is the funniest
May 17 2013 11:56PM
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RimJobber
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Not even. I had so many solid ones in there
May 18 2013 12:20AM
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Dingo69
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Nice job by the way
May 18 2013 12:21AM
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RimJobber
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Kinda sad it ended so quickly
May 18 2013 12:40AM
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DGski
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yeah but this one is so subtle not many people noticed it
May 18 2013 1:14AM
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RimJobber
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The 9 was worse than mine though
May 18 2013 1:16AM
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Wolffy
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May 18 2013 2:39AM
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RimJobber
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Someone else posted the link haha
May 18 2013 2:41AM
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NinetyFour
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Aha this thread is awesome. NSG has been shitty lately, and this is completely pulling that weight.
May 18 2013 2:56AM
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Mr.Huck
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A little help for Monday:

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May 19 2013 12:14AM
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DGski
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Sorry man this thread is sort of closed A+ for effort tho which is all that matters
May 19 2013 1:41AM
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DGski
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*UPDATE* I got called down to the office today because my teacher filed a report sort if thing because she checked in the office for my pass time and it said 10;30. So I'm taking to the lady an she's like "tell me what happened" and I was like "the pass is for 9:30 I don't understand why this happened " and we talked about stuff an she sai people saw me after third and I was like no that's not true i was at home . I told her I had a photo of the pass( I planned this before) and she was like okay and she went to talk to the people that write passes and she literally asked "is this legit?" An they were like "yeah, maybe one of the paret volunteers wrote the wrong time ", and then she was like ok your good to go, I grabbed my phone and walked out there and was just like fuck ya newschoolers . I've been stoked all day because that would have been 3 days of in school suspension. Thanks peeps
May 20 2013 2:14PM
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Peter.
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well, you got out of suspension and we got an absurd thread out of it
May 20 2013 2:26PM
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DGski
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yeah it was a win-win for everyone
May 20 2013 4:37PM
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HWW
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sounds pretty sketchy, could have gone bad easily...
May 20 2013 4:40PM
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DGski
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haha yea but everything worked out okay
May 20 2013 5:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I missed this thread and now Im sad and hate everything.
May 20 2013 5:53PM
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CHORIZO
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This thread lulz for dayz
Sep 12 2015 3:26PM
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El.Guapo
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Granite_StateI missed this thread and now Im sad and hate everything.

If this doesn't cheer you up I don't know what will
http://www.photoshoptroll.com/
Sep 13 2015 12:42PM
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