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Ways to make mad dinero.

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BigScaryLarry
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Need money to fix my car which is not driveable as of now. gimme some good ideas NS
May 16 2013 8:59AM
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Spinoza
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Mad Deniro?

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May 16 2013 9:16AM
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BigScaryLarry
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well played sir. well played
May 16 2013 9:27AM
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~Gotama~
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get a job, just like everybody else
May 16 2013 9:32AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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sell drugs. preferably ones that come with high addiction so your customers keep coming back....like meth, coke, crack, or heroin. the only downside is that then you have to deal with junkies.
May 16 2013 10:43AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
bahahahahahaa
May 16 2013 11:02AM
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BigScaryLarry
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i have a full time job starting june 18 but i need my car back on the road by then
May 16 2013 12:30PM
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SkiThe603
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sell illegal drugs, works for walter white
May 16 2013 12:31PM
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Craigskis
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White collar crime payz well.
May 16 2013 12:32PM
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Jewschoolers
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is this a joke?? like crack whores have money, they spend it all on crack. find a nice recently widowed woman who had a rich husband
May 16 2013 12:51PM
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GayWolf420
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Widows are always the horniest. Just ask will Ferrell.
May 16 2013 1:41PM
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DubV134
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There was a medical research clinic near my college campus. A friend applied and was accepted to be a test subject for some shit. Once he went in for the weekend, they cut off his little toe, then reattached and sowed it back on, and gave him $2000
May 16 2013 2:10PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Sell your busted ass car, buy a motorcycle for commuting to your new job.
May 16 2013 2:50PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Become a pimp. Deal drugs. Take out loans
May 16 2013 4:37PM
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FearlessBlackMan
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Sell your organs. Go to the hospital, find somebody who needs a transplant, and say you'll do it if they fix your car.
May 16 2013 4:55PM
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alex=
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Weed. Buy low sell high.
May 16 2013 5:07PM
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BigScaryLarry
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so my options so far are: fuck rich widow, become a pimp, sell drugs, sell body parts. ive considered selling a kidney and selling drugs...... neither of those really sound great. and i dont know any horny widows....
May 16 2013 5:10PM
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grapejuice3000+
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ive always heard delivering pizza is a pretty good gig
May 16 2013 5:29PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
It is popular on reddit to collect pre 1964 quarters because they have a higher melt down value. Something to consider if you handle coins at work.
May 16 2013 5:37PM
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Spagett+
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Well your first step to success is never using the term "mad dinero" ever again.
May 16 2013 5:41PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
Drugs are the answer
May 16 2013 5:46PM
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alex=
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It's also a felony to melt US currency
May 16 2013 6:01PM
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whoa-dere
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start your rap career
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May 16 2013 7:37PM
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BigScaryLarry
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i would if i could man. i would if i could
May 16 2013 8:56PM
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edai
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You have to succeed as bad as you want to breathe.
May 16 2013 9:00PM
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whoa-dere
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love that quote
May 16 2013 9:43PM
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jon@wh2o
Posts: 314 - Karma: 158
Start busking. Find a harmonica for cheap, drop a hat on a street corner/train station/local oldfolks home, play your ass off .....profit?
May 16 2013 11:00PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
Take all accessible money and invest in an extremely risky penny stock. Go big or go home, mf.
May 17 2013 12:21AM
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first_rodeo
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craigslist
May 17 2013 1:15PM
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JahFeels
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It's because pre 1964 quarters, dimes, half dollars are made of 90% silver. A quarter being a quarter ounce and a half dollar being a half ounce and dimes being a 10th. Always keep them, ive got over 2 pounds in coin
May 17 2013 1:23PM
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Bodhisattva_
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ET the hip hop preacher is the fuckin man.
May 17 2013 2:08PM
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rockersteez
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Fuck bitches?
May 17 2013 2:10PM
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turntwood
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I do not think I could do that for $2000. That sounds awful.
May 17 2013 2:25PM
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Dingo69
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This is true
May 17 2013 6:50PM
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scrambledeggs
Posts: 380 - Karma: -1,289
work up north. I made 300/day and usually got 6 days a week
May 17 2013 6:52PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
Sell drugs i once sold a pinecone to some middle schoolers for $30
May 17 2013 6:54PM
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DGski
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Doing what?
May 17 2013 7:44PM
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