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Kids at Hood blow.

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TannerBalls
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Learn how race so you have some god damn fundamentals.
May 15 2013 6:48PM
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Mr.Sloth
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May 16 2013 8:11AM
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Mr.Sloth
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May 16 2013 8:13AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Say uncle
May 16 2013 8:14AM
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Mr.Sloth
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May 16 2013 8:17AM
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El_Barto.
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Sloth is fuckin shit up
May 16 2013 9:14AM
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Petey.
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d00d Cannon represent. Fuck FSC though.
May 16 2013 9:47AM
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50_Shades
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been skiing and playing hockey together for 11 years. hockey has definatly helped me become a better skier!
May 16 2013 9:57AM
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Heart
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what am I looking at here?
May 16 2013 10:08AM
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Session
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OP has a point, lot of kids getting in to skiing for the park, but not actually learning to ski. They may not need to race, but some fundamentals would be nice. Especially when after the park they need to run it out on a crowded trail, and become a fucking menace.

Not to mention all the steeze means nothing when you ski no better than my 12 year old who has been skiing for 1/2 a season.
May 16 2013 10:20AM
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*TURBONERD*
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This is amazing.
May 16 2013 10:23AM
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J_Wang
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i agree with Josafe, dont be a pussy, this kid is obviously upset kuz his uncle left the butt plugs in his ass. if this kid was saying whit to me i would beat the shit out of him with a 2x4 and tie him to a tree with no cloths on and shoot him with a paint ball gun. Moral of J_Wang's story.....DONT BE A PUSSY


But Arcanine is right, you dont have to have racing backround to be able to ski... and it totally says in a book "tom wallisch, phil casabon and sammy carlson are all pros becasue they raced, if you dont race you will go no where in life"
May 16 2013 10:45AM
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CrotchKiller
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Why did you wait until your kid was 12 to get him out on the slopes?
May 16 2013 11:28AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only person who caught this. Anyone who had any kind of fundamental knowledge of skiing wouldn't be talking about "pizza" or "doing a rail." This guy is clearly fresh out of the gate and has been "racing" for a year. Hello bandwagon, can vote this asshole out so he can die of starvation?
May 16 2013 12:17PM
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Ryanvdonk
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pssh, bump sluts all day, mogul background for the win.
May 16 2013 12:23PM
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HesherTrev
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Obvious troll is obvious i dont even know why people keep responding to this guy
May 16 2013 12:41PM
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Session
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Not really mine, I've been shoplifting the pooty for years. But at this point she is my little girl.
May 16 2013 12:51PM
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wutangforever
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racing is for fags.
May 16 2013 1:25PM
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suup
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I am 14 I ski powder deal with it
May 16 2013 1:29PM
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wutangforever
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i jib gates all the time 2 fuck with all the racers
May 16 2013 1:48PM
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MrBigDumps
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skiing=skiing=skiing=skiing=skiing=fun
May 16 2013 1:52PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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May 16 2013 1:52PM
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gaku
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May 16 2013 2:53PM
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casual
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Read a fucking book gapers.
May 16 2013 3:05PM
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Brule.
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Now, here's something random. Enjoy.
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May 16 2013 3:31PM
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mvf
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May 16 2013 7:30PM
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Dragonite.
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yeh
May 16 2013 8:09PM
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GayWolf420
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lol op's trollin.


I could out-ski your gate-chasin' ass, bitch.
May 16 2013 8:24PM
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skiierman
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Posting memes he found on 4chan... TOTALLY FUCKING SHIT UP, BRO!

May 16 2013 8:49PM
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fennjack
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When i raced I went to hood and it sucked. All i wanted to do was ski the park there, but instead I had to run gates
May 16 2013 8:52PM
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tcurle
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Where are these books?
May 16 2013 9:08PM
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TannerBalls
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THIS IS AMAZING. A 2 PAGE THREAD OF MY TROLLING.
May 16 2013 9:13PM
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thesatanist
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What te fuck is happening
May 16 2013 11:32PM
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sherms
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hahahahaha did this fool really think this thread would have a positive outcome? lordy lordy lordy
May 17 2013 1:13AM
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TannerBalls
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HEYJUST A WORD OF ADVICE FOR YOU SKI RACER HATERS.... READ BODY MILLERS BIOGRAPHY
May 17 2013 1:51AM
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Mama.
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Who's body miller?
May 17 2013 2:52AM
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skiierman
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I think he's a hand model or something.
May 17 2013 8:19AM
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f.mullen
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I've raced since I was about 6 and recently quit this year. And yes you do learn the fundamentals of skiing from it, but you don't learn how to ski in crud or powder. If anyone hasn't noticed racers suck at free skiing, the only thing they can strive in is on the groomers. The racers who are good in the park are the ones who skip training to go actually ski.
May 17 2013 11:31AM
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MrBigDumps
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^F. Mullen perhaps you should check out some of Darren Rhalves big mountain video segments....I would say skiing park doesnt teach you too ski powder or crud even less than racing - you gotta get out of the park and the gates and go fcking ski!
May 17 2013 12:59PM
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J-Dunn
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skkiing is awesome because u can do whatever the fuck you want without any training of any kind. Kids should learn basics before hitting the park, but its all about fun so i mean u wanna go hit park when u can't even balence. FUCK IT! go for it
May 18 2013 12:05PM
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El_Barto.
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I think this is the first time skierman has quoted me. Im honored. YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO... YEEEEAAAWWWWW
May 18 2013 12:39PM
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shermthebear
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Glad i read this and i was just having fun in the park with my kids. Im going to go get my kids strechy pants and ill get some bamboo poles to put up between features to get our fundamentals down. Thanks man i feel like such a loser thinking skiing was just about fun and doing it the way you want to. Way better to look the same different is scary
May 19 2013 11:03PM
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AngryGramps
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ignorance....just sayin
May 20 2013 12:33AM
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Brule.
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May 20 2013 6:08PM
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