"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith
If you are mutual friends with tom wallisch, steve stepp, ec headwear, saga outerwear, stept productions, ian cosco or any other popular person you added on FB because you're a 15 year old douche, stop adding me.
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."- Eli Cash
They are actually called Pith Helmets, and I rock them when its wicked hot out in the summer. It's actually super comfy and you can dip it in water and it cools you off when on your head. No hate, its bad ass and you know it.