This stupid infant. If I met you in real life, this is what would happen... minus the shock or sympathy because it would be completely intentional and there'd be a massive fucking smile on my face.
Who are you? a god or something?
pros follow skiierman around
Skierman is the truth
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
Skiierman's dirty little secret is that he is the iota of truth.
Rain during winter
Hair in your food
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?"