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Coolest thing you've peed on

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Electric fence, or a police car, you?
May 10 2013 9:59PM
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Zhik
Posts: 83 - Karma: 70
On the carpets at a movie theater with my friend!

Life-Changing experience for sur
May 11 2013 11:09AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Winner. Someone post that chappelle show clip
May 11 2013 12:04PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Underneath the unload ramp while guest were unloading the lift a foot above me.
May 11 2013 12:30PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
hahahaha
May 11 2013 12:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
There's something really satisfying about peeing off of a cliff.
May 11 2013 12:49PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Pissed in midline, thats about it.
May 11 2013 1:06PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
This thread would be better if KT was dump views. Next time I take a memorable dump with a view im makin a thread.
May 11 2013 1:14PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i pissed off the roof of my middle school and i'm going after the high school soon
May 11 2013 1:16PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
computer

May 11 2013 1:40PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
I have a friend who went abroad to italy last semester and was arrested for peeing on the vatican... i think he wins
May 11 2013 1:43PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Here's the video:



And this is relevant to the thread, and relevant to recent events:


May 11 2013 1:54PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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May 11 2013 2:07PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Please wash your hands sign in 5th grade, Got my suspended
May 11 2013 2:19PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
agreed
May 11 2013 2:30PM
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Mr.Haverkamp
Posts: 25 - Karma: 114
In a Gatorade bottle on a school bus.
May 11 2013 4:44PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
NOT ME, but my fucked up in the head friends Click for larger imageClick for larger image
May 11 2013 4:52PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
Thought I was going to be the badass in this thread by saying I pissed on the Berlin wall.....It seems that I have came taken second place in this contest.
May 11 2013 4:53PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
WAIT... WHAT DA FUCK?!?!?!??????
May 11 2013 7:23PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
you're "friends" might be into some weird shit.
May 11 2013 7:27PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

the coolest thing ive peed on is a sink
May 11 2013 7:43PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
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May 11 2013 9:05PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I can't really say they're my friends anymore lol but this was a weird night to say the least. Now I go to the bars cuz I'm kewl
May 11 2013 10:38PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
only plausible explanation:

e_strapp - yeah, you guys can stay here tonight
friend1 - Omg yea im sooooo drunk
friend2- hahah me to im hammerredddd
f1- omg what if i peed on you
f2 - omg yea a were so drunk just let me take my pants of first
f1 - haha this is funny cuz were drunk
e_strapp - let me take pix!!!!
May 11 2013 11:42PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
off big cliffs, top of mountains, and night skiing i always piss off of the tallest landing in the park.
May 12 2013 1:53PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
My doorstep neighbor's asshole.
May 12 2013 1:56PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
out of the top bunk in camp, rolled over and out the window, or a campfire, and I shit in my friends lake at the cottage and it floated and I had to break it up so it would sink
May 12 2013 1:57PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
at the tip of the highest peak in Colorado in the national park, skiing switch last run of the season down steepest trail, mid backflip
May 12 2013 2:28PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
out the window on a highway
May 12 2013 2:30PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
At a resort in Hawaii, I peed on the beach through a cabana
May 12 2013 5:17PM
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
On a train as it rolled by
May 13 2013 12:14AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
the roof of a new house
May 13 2013 12:28AM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
I may not have peed on anything very cool... but i have peed off of a large cliff, and this really mormon girl was on the bottom...
May 13 2013 12:46AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
so on new years my cousin brought his friend that i dont like to my house for a party and we had a bonfire and shit so i got drunk and pissed on the windsheild of his honda cause hes a douche but he ended up having to sleep in my house cause it was about 20 degrees out and the piss froze about half inch thick on his car. oh and last night i took a piss laying down, pretty sweet.
May 13 2013 1:30AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
yesterday i really had to pee while waiting for the bus, and no one else was there so i just lied down behind a bush and peed. no one saw
May 13 2013 1:51AM
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Kenyon
Posts: 232 - Karma: 715
When I was a kid I was climbing a tree and decided to piss off at the top for whatever reason and my sister was below me without me knowing. So yes ive peed on my sister
May 13 2013 6:33AM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
in a cloud on a huge mountain
May 13 2013 9:13AM
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
I peed off a ski lift once
May 13 2013 10:51AM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
on a bus in DR
we were going to this club and they told us it would be a 20 min bus ride, but it ended up being like 45 mins and we were all wasted. I look to my friend next to me and he's leaning over pissing on the wall and it was all over the floor, so like 10 minutes later I ended up doing it too cause the floor was already covered in piss.
May 13 2013 10:53AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
on my gf´s toes in the shower. Then she kicked me with the same foot...
May 13 2013 11:03AM
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greene
Posts: 184 - Karma: 66
Over a state line, and into a chip bag
May 13 2013 11:09AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Peed off the top deck of a cruise ship. Finished just after it hit the water, dammit.

The Museum of Fine Arts in Boston. Then I army crawled through the bushes. I was super sober.
May 13 2013 11:18AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
peed off a 1000 foot cliff the other night.
May 17 2013 11:37PM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,279
car doorhandle or someones front step
May 18 2013 8:07PM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
I busted onto the roof of North Hedges at MSU out of my friends second floor room and then pissed on his neighbors window. I then got an MIP.I guess it was considered tress passing. fun night regardless
May 18 2013 9:05PM
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Blynch2
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,006
Prob in a trash can for this one
May 18 2013 10:33PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
peed on a snake earlier
May 22 2013 8:41PM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
Pentiction city park, not my fault the washrooms were closed.
May 23 2013 1:01AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
peed off the peak of that bad boy on the right last summer

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May 23 2013 1:10AM
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