My family has been doing this for years its great. You need to inject it with a Cajun marinade. Make sure to marinade it ATLEAST 24 hours also do some chickens and stuff like onion rings, cheese sticks and other h'ordurve type stuff. But this is the most important part of the tradition, and must be followed at all cost; any deviation from this step will result in utter failure. You must by a bottle(at least) of George Dickel Tennessee sipping whisky aka 'the Dickâ€? and purchase some quality cigars, macanudos, cohibas or whatever you prefer. You must smoke the cigars while standing in a circle around the frying turkey, while passing and take pulls from the Dickel,and bullshitting. Beware not to neglect the cracked beer at your side. I cannot stress the importance of the last step the rule is you donâ€™t get any turkey until you have a pull of The Dick. age race or creed makes no difference, enjoy.
'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST