My family has been doing this for years its great. You need to inject it with a Cajun marinade. Make sure to marinade it ATLEAST 24 hours also do some chickens and stuff like onion rings, cheese sticks and other h'ordurve type stuff. But this is the most important part of the tradition, and must be followed at all cost; any deviation from this step will result in utter failure. You must by a bottle(at least) of George Dickel Tennessee sipping whisky aka 'the Dick� and purchase some quality cigars, macanudos, cohibas or whatever you prefer. You must smoke the cigars while standing in a circle around the frying turkey, while passing and take pulls from the Dickel,and bullshitting. Beware not to neglect the cracked beer at your side. I cannot stress the importance of the last step the rule is you don’t get any turkey until you have a pull of The Dick. age race or creed makes no difference, enjoy.
>bird prep
>booze
>cigars
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