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The age old questions thread

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Jeebus.
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
What came first the country turkey or the bird?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How the fuck do i get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
May 6 2013 11:00AM
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WPoch
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yes.
May 6 2013 11:15AM
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Jeebus.
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You are the weakest link, goodbye.
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May 6 2013 11:21AM
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.Apex.
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neither, it slowly evolved into a chicken. But for arguments sake the chicken because the egg would not survive alone without mother keeping it warm.
May 6 2013 11:25AM
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DubV134
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Somebody hasn't met God
May 6 2013 11:45AM
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roddy116
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well if you believed in god, adults came first and then babies were born, so i only makes sense.
May 6 2013 11:51AM
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Jeebus.
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but in order for their to be an egg, a chicken must have been there to lay it!
May 6 2013 12:15PM
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.Rybak.
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Ski patrol blew it up.
May 6 2013 12:43PM
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_DUSTY_
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The egg came first, here's a short answer why:

May 6 2013 12:49PM
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Bodhisattva_
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If a tree falls in the forest does it become a pair of skis?
May 6 2013 12:51PM
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theabortionator
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They said that music can alter moods talk to you, but can it load a gun for you and cock it too?
May 6 2013 1:01PM
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Jeebus.
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mind blown
May 6 2013 1:17PM
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yourthemannowdog
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lol popular science discusses epistemology


A few good questions that I like to focus on:
What is the best kind of life? (Virtue Ethics)
Am I dreaming? (Cartesian Doubt)
Is there an evil demon deceiving me? (Cartesian Doubt)[My favorite one]
Can we have a priori knowledge? (Kant/Hume)
Do languages have a logical base? (Language theory)
May 6 2013 1:27PM
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NewEscuelers
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May 6 2013 1:59PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Well if it does then the next time you assault a dude


Music can be great, music can degrade or even worse, music can teach hate, it's like these kid's hang on every single statement we make like they worship us plus the stores ship us platinum, how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen? From standing on porches and corners just rappin' to being able to have any fucking thing that we wanted...

May 6 2013 3:21PM
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doyle.
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why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
May 7 2013 1:52AM
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KrazyistKarl
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does Anita ski?
May 7 2013 2:23AM
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TheStamos
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The egg came first. Dinos laid eggs and so did there predecessors.. cbcikens came after that so the egg came first. Unless your a creationist then God created the chicken and the egg at the same time as emotionless fleshy drones to shit out encapsulated embryonic fluid and membranes to put on top of your toast with Jesus burn marks in it.
May 7 2013 2:39AM
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Steeze_Irwin
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are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color orange called orange because oranges are orange?
May 7 2013 2:44AM
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Rafiki
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a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
May 7 2013 2:48AM
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Bogs
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A circle has no beginning

A circle has no beginning

A fuck ton

Ski patrol blew it up
May 7 2013 8:46AM
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ILLinoisance
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To load a gun ain't complex, just cock it and pull it....
May 7 2013 11:09AM
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.AR6rider.
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If the pope shits in the woods, does a bear on a fallen tree hear the queen make a sound?

Also, the egg came long before the chicken. Reptiles lay eggs.
May 7 2013 11:32AM
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oil.
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if a fat chick falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?
May 7 2013 11:34AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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What came first, the reptile or the egg?

When was the war of 1812?

Where in the world is Tupac Shakur
May 7 2013 11:35AM
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Randy_Quench
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well yeah, but you could also argue that chickens evolved from the T-Rex.. so chickens ancestors/the egg came before the chicken.

fuck these questions.
May 7 2013 11:38AM
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ILLinoisance
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If Woods shits on the pope, do the Bears make the playoffs?
May 7 2013 11:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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If Jerry Sandusky was a golfer, would he still be serving a prison sentence, or would he just get a...stroke penalty?

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May 7 2013 12:07PM
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ILLinoisance
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With all of the holes that he played, I'm thinking it'd be much more than just 1 stroke....
May 7 2013 12:19PM
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SFB
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nice.
May 7 2013 12:41PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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In terms of evolution.....the egg came first. 
May 7 2013 12:45PM
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Leafs2323
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
May 7 2013 1:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Prove it bitch
May 7 2013 1:11PM
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KrazyistKarl
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if a mattress is in a pool do you need a crane to get it out?
May 7 2013 1:16PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Well in order for evolution to occur, reproduction must happen.   So lets say pre-chicken1 and pre-chicken2 mate.   They continue to mate for over thousands of years until finally their egg is the definition of a chicken.  Kinda get what I'm saying =/?
May 7 2013 5:34PM
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Casey
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In other words, a fuckload of generations of chickenlike animals shitting out chickenlike eggs came first. Its not a very satisfying answer..
May 7 2013 7:01PM
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Jeebus.
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Probably not.
May 7 2013 8:51PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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except those "fuckload of generations" weren't considered chickens.  Hence the term pre-chicken.  Honestly it all comes down to what you would consider a chicken.  Eventually one of those pre-chickens would give birth to a chicken.  Your mother
May 7 2013 11:51PM
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d00d
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Is this real life or am I a figment of someone else's imagination?
Meaning of life?

Boobs or ass?
May 8 2013 12:04AM
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Schlutz
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SOrry to bring up a downer, but, what happens when we die?


Also the egg came before the chicken, since the chicken comes from the egg.
May 8 2013 12:30AM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Exactly
May 8 2013 1:45AM
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Bodhisattva_
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But the egg comes from the chicken too you're logic is obviously flawed the answer isn't that simple.
May 8 2013 9:42AM
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Ski_Alot
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But what laid the egg????
May 8 2013 9:53AM
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bo0b
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Orange used to be called a geoluhread which is Old English for red-yellow. Then english made a word for that colour/ redditknowledge.
May 8 2013 9:57AM
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Mormor_Olga
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If the egg came first, no one could incubate it, hence it would die and never hatch, ergo the chicken came first. Ergo god must have created the chicken from his almighty swag.

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May 8 2013 10:01AM
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Hammyslapwagon
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wtf?! Are you serious....I don't understand how hard this concept is to understand.  The entity that is the chicken's ancestor lays the egg which has inside of it....the chicken
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