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Just ate 6000 calories...

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Spic-N-SpaN
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Shit.
May 5 2013 1:30AM
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*SID*
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fatass
May 5 2013 1:36AM
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*ninja*
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Death
May 5 2013 1:40AM
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SpongeBob
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May 5 2013 1:41AM
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whoa-dere
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May 5 2013 1:43AM
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scrambledeggs
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no big deal. I've done that on a daily basis for months at a time.
May 5 2013 1:50AM
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MNS
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Wow, jizz must be really calorie-dense.
May 5 2013 2:03AM
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fupaface
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I mean your probably gonna get aids or some shit, best of luck to you.
May 5 2013 2:09AM
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JeremyClarkson
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OP ate 6000 calories of black chocolate snakes.

May 5 2013 2:34AM
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white+wolf
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in OPs hometown, calories is slang for chocolate pipe
May 5 2013 2:58AM
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Phil-X-
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OP ate 60 of these

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May 5 2013 4:44AM
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sveinung
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Let me guess, you are from usa?
May 5 2013 6:04AM
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steezburgereddie
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Good job mathlete
May 5 2013 9:19AM
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Da_Buddha
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May 5 2013 11:07AM
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K-Dot.
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Prepare your anus.
May 5 2013 11:23AM
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2_fadez
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too much coffee and hot cheetos
May 5 2013 11:26AM
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CheddarJack
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Hahahaha what the fuck was that
May 5 2013 11:40AM
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HamFaceGirl
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What is happening to America
May 5 2013 11:56AM
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edai
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this is why parents should read the rating on video games
May 5 2013 12:03PM
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yuck
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that video makes me want to fucking punch a child in the face
May 5 2013 12:09PM
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2_fadez
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"GO BUY SOME FUCKING WEED AND SMOKE IT AND BUY A GOD DAMN HOT CHEETOS AND WHATEVER THE FUCKING DRINK IS CALLED!"
May 5 2013 12:10PM
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Maturin
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It's gonna be a big one.
May 5 2013 12:22PM
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XtRemE11
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awesome things apparently, that kid is the shit.
May 5 2013 3:37PM
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hippy.
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May 5 2013 5:52PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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That kid is hilarious.
May 5 2013 6:02PM
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gotti
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No doubt the school bully. Still funny as fuck.
May 5 2013 7:52PM
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theabortionator
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Idk how many calories but (cool story coming)


Was making mac and cheese, decided it wouldn't be enough so added some elbows. Ended up dumping over a pound of elbows into into the mix. Not eating enough food to feed africa for a year.
May 6 2013 12:04AM
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K-Dot.
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What are elbows? Like human elbows?
May 6 2013 12:33AM
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theabortionator
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Yes, also mixed with some pasta
May 6 2013 3:50PM
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theblackrod
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yes... human elbows...
May 6 2013 4:08PM
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Chunter
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May 6 2013 7:29PM
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CheddarJack
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Is it just me or is elbow one of those words that if you say it enough it makes no sense anymore?
May 6 2013 7:52PM
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K-Dot.
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Elbow is just wobble backwards. Minus a b.
Illuminati.

And now I think you're a cannibal, HankerPanker. But at least you have it balanced with some carbs
May 6 2013 10:08PM
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Bozite
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How was it OP?
May 6 2013 10:26PM
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