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Six word memoirs

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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
So, for an English assignment we were asked to create a six word memoir. If you were to die tomorrow what six words would sum up your life?

Examples:
Kill people, burn shit, fuck school
Spent his whole life on newschoolers
Still waiting for Splice to deliver

So my question is:
What's your six word memoir?
May 3 2013 3:01PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
#420 #yolo #swag #for #jesus #hashbrowns
May 4 2013 2:24PM
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Anathema
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May 4 2013 2:26PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Get in my van little boy
May 4 2013 2:53PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
let the clowns touch you pal
May 4 2013 3:29PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Schmuck should not go to SBC
May 4 2013 9:35PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Sucking gas and haulin ass bo!
May 4 2013 11:29PM
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Spinoza
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Was gonna tell anathema that contractions count as two words, but then I couldn't figure out what ain't is a contraction of in that context.
It should be 'is not'. So then she's saying 'is not anybody got time for that' . I guess implying 'it is not the case that anybody has time for that'

black people
May 4 2013 11:47PM
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.Rybak.
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Ain't ain't a word
May 5 2013 7:29AM
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bfulmer
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B M I T R Motherfuckers.
May 5 2013 11:25AM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
He lived life to the fullest
May 5 2013 11:56AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I spooked the lady to death

I swear, just a little spook

It wasnt rape just good spookin!!
Sep 29 2013 5:49PM
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Daph
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her obsession with cats was unhealthy
Sep 29 2013 5:52PM
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Spagett+
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Then she got stabbed by spagett
Sep 29 2013 5:56PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
a newschoolers romance gone slightly awry
Sep 29 2013 5:58PM
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GayWolf420
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he just wanted some anal love
Sep 29 2013 6:07PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
gimme some of dat sweet lovin
Sep 29 2013 6:09PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
he was kinda cool, I guess...
Sep 29 2013 6:10PM
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Rafiki
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and i jizz in my pants
Sep 29 2013 6:15PM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
do it now lick it good
Sep 29 2013 6:57PM
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Agamemnon
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My ankles. My ankles are broken.
Sep 29 2013 7:00PM
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JAHBRADOR
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I make my own rules, bitch ass nigz
Sep 29 2013 7:30PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
carried on until the very end
Sep 29 2013 7:31PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
AIDS and Herpes are for life
Sep 29 2013 7:32PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,108
Aint nobody got time for memoirs.

Sep 29 2013 7:43PM
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