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I died for your sins

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Now bow down to me, your lord and savior. If any pink names want to pay me back for what ive done, christian mingle isnt really doing it for me these days.
May 2 2013 3:23PM
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RimJobber
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May 2 2013 3:24PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
can you even daffy, jesus?
May 2 2013 3:30PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Bitch, I invented freeskiing. Satan invented snowboarding, fucking bastard always tries to undo my great work.
May 2 2013 3:32PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
For an all-powerful god like Yahweh to insist on the unnecessary death of Jesus makes Yahweh a sadist. And for Jesus to endure this makes him either an egotist, a masochist, or an innocent victim. So Jesus deserves either our scorn or our pity, but not our gratitude or worship.
May 2 2013 4:05PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I heard the skiing in Palestine is righteous this time of year
May 2 2013 4:07PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Bitch, I will smite you.
May 2 2013 6:49PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Fuck you, Jesus. Steve Stair died for our spins.
May 2 2013 6:51PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
fuck off, jesus
May 2 2013 6:52PM
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Laurent.
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May 2 2013 6:55PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Sloth is a sin, youre going to hell.
May 2 2013 11:10PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Maybe we'll see what God thinks of this thread
May 2 2013 11:14PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I'm his son, He's not proud of me, but he loves me.
May 2 2013 11:17PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Maybe, but you might have some rescuing to do.

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Oh shit, get in there and do yo thang sexy jesus!
May 2 2013 11:42PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
So did Ja Rule but he aint asking for shit
May 3 2013 1:41PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
lost it here.
May 3 2013 1:45PM
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Jane6
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May 3 2013 2:06PM
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steezyshit
Posts: 785 - Karma: 1,341
^ahahahahaha lost
May 3 2013 2:43PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
#SummerNS


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May 3 2013 3:05PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
I thought twice about googling "sexy Jesus" but I went for it anyway
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May 3 2013 3:27PM
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Jane6
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May 3 2013 5:19PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
OH MY GOD... I sent you those for private enjoyment...
May 3 2013 8:29PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Wallish died for our sins noob
May 3 2013 8:33PM
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Jane6
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