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Need speech help!!!!

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Dan_Frockington
Posts: 52 - Karma: 65
Running for asb secretary need funny speech ideas
May 1 2013 11:04PM
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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
It's not about how good your speech is, it's about how popular/funny you are.

Do not (under ANY circumstances):
-Rap
-Sing
-Bore people
-Try and control the crowd (usually ends in very, very awkward situations when the crowd does nothing except laugh at you)
-Mumble
-Talk too fast
-Make an excessively long speech

Do:
-Prepare yourself way beforehand (Think of jokes, make sure they're funny by asking around, for example)
-Be funny
-Be entertaining
-Say your name so that people actually know who you are
-Think outside the box
-Be creative/unique
-Keep it relatively short
May 1 2013 11:43PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
jerry seinfeld impressions always go over great
May 1 2013 11:51PM
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LindsayTrop
Posts: 2 - Karma: 11
A speech should be informative, entertaining and impressive. It all depends how well you are executing it and presenting to the listeners.
May 2 2013 12:50AM
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