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Invention ideas

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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39

protein pen, you can put lettuce in it in a small pen yes ummmmmm how about that.

tickle trench coat, for when your having a bad day, it tickles your pee pee

genital buddies.  Customize your peepee

help me out NS

May 1 2013 9:38AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
your inventions blow dudes.
May 1 2013 10:05AM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,279
Inb4 OP patents NSers ideas
May 1 2013 11:06AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Ruphagra

Half date rape, half viagra.

Knocks a bro out with a boner so chicks can rape dudes.

Patent pending.
May 1 2013 11:14AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
It's called set op's computer on fire so he can't make dumb as Shit threads.
May 1 2013 11:17AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
two dicks.... neough said
May 1 2013 5:56PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Strips of leather that can be used to hold up your pant,
May 1 2013 5:58PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
a piece of metal that is shaped like a rectangle without one of its long sides, then you push it into the corner of a piece of paper and it goes through like three and holds them TOGETHER
May 1 2013 6:00PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
so like this |__|?

im not really following what you are getting at
May 1 2013 6:14PM
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sammyk
Posts: 436 - Karma: 131
if i had a good invention I wouldn't tell you anyway
May 1 2013 7:08PM
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stezybake[D]oven
Posts: 370 - Karma: 36
all your inventions are now mine, ima be rich!
May 1 2013 8:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://s18.postimage.org/4boshiphl/hobo_barrel.jpg&size=400x1000[/img]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/704664/
May 1 2013 8:45PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
this is why i hate you
May 1 2013 8:54PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
My latest idea which will make billions for anyone who can do it is genetic hair control. Controlling how long, where, what color, and what thickness it grows through genetic engineering
May 1 2013 9:01PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Toilet that measured water displacement. So everyone can compete for who's taken then biggest poop!
May 1 2013 9:20PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I've seen it in movies, but eventually we will have toilets that can analyze our piss, and will tell us when we are getting sick before it even happens. So every morning you get up to take a piss, you get a mini physical.
May 1 2013 9:33PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
shut. the. fuck. up. literally everyone on this site hates you, you bitch
May 1 2013 9:42PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
That the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It would never work...
May 1 2013 9:44PM
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lee_aviator
Posts: 213 - Karma: 39
now thats something i would invest in
May 1 2013 10:21PM
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
Threads for if this ever gets real haha
May 1 2013 10:32PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
actually hes one of my favorite membs on here.
May 2 2013 1:03PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
what if a dildo....

had 2 sides?

May 2 2013 1:21PM
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