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- i used to trip acid during high school and make an ass of myself
- one time on dmt i tried crawling through a tv stand and got stuck until help arrived
- day before colonoscopy (ie you drink like 64ml of laxative) i was shitting water and decided to go out drinking and ended up pissing out of my asshole all over this chicks car
- chewing on a pen in class, it exploded all over my mouth, i had blue mouth and teeth for days
- BEING TOO DRUNK TO FUCK, aka whiskey dick