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Mstchief
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Dumont jsut tweeted this:


2m

About to leave my house for a bike ride and guess who shows up. It's Usada time to pee in a cup, tight.

Apr 29 2013 6:21PM
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Mstchief
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lame.
Apr 29 2013 6:22PM
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Afterbang.no
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Damn! well i guess there is others who can be in for a surprise at a bad moment..
Apr 29 2013 6:29PM
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icculus.
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dont they just do steroids... not drugs.. idk
Apr 29 2013 7:08PM
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TOAST.
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If you don't want to pee in a cup don't compete. As long as the dew tour and xgames dont start doing it.
Apr 29 2013 7:10PM
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_Garagely_
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inb4 Dumont and all other skiers fail the drug test. Skiing isn't meant for drug tests.
Apr 29 2013 7:14PM
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Scotty_B
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I woulda gotten away with it too.. if it wasn't for the dam Olympic committee and that plastic cup..
Apr 29 2013 7:14PM
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a_burger
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I vaguely remember a snowboarder having his medal taken for failing a drug test when they first added that, could anyone correct me if this didn't happen?
Apr 29 2013 7:21PM
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Saga.
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Ross Rebagliati, canadian boardercross gold medalist, they found THC in his system, took the medal away, then gave it back when it was discovered that wasn't on the list of banned substances at the time.
Apr 29 2013 7:27PM
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Petey.
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what a fucking joke.
Apr 29 2013 7:28PM
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SkiBum.
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Nothing wrong with this. It's called real life. Same goes in the work place.

If you want to compete, don't do drugs.

It's a pretty simple concept.
Apr 29 2013 7:31PM
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NewEscuelers
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i really hope simon doesnt pass because hes simon... is that just me?
Apr 29 2013 7:32PM
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Mag
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I thought we were past this.
Apr 29 2013 7:35PM
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Petey.
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USADA: "Preserving the integrity of competition".

Hahahaha what a bunch of fucking worthless piss ants. you can't put rules on skiing
Apr 29 2013 7:35PM
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Caspaaa
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plus since when were drugs like weed considered to be performance enhancing?
Apr 29 2013 7:45PM
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louie.mirags
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yes something wrong with it.. where is the science behind the banning of certain drugs? ex. marijuana
Apr 29 2013 7:46PM
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Petey.
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Seriously. If they aren't blood doping or doing steroids, who are these pieces of shit to come in and say how they can spend their personal time?

Makes me fucking sick that there's even an organization -you know, those things that utilize ample amounts of people's time, money and resources - dedicated to such pointless bullshit.
Apr 29 2013 7:49PM
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roddy116
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i was wondering that too.
Apr 29 2013 7:51PM
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Phatt
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Im curious about if they find THC in one of the riders system if that could get them banned from the USA team now that weeds legal in a couple states and its not exactly performance enhancing
Anyone know what the stance on it is?
Apr 29 2013 7:54PM
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Randy_Quench
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while I agree with you 100%, the organization does also make sure athletes arnt blood doping or doing steroids. So its not so much dedicated to pointless bullshit as it is absurd that THC is on the banned substance list IMO.
Apr 29 2013 7:55PM
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DGski
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fuck you

if someone is gonna take half pipe to the next level in the olympics it will most likely be simon

hes got mad balls and will most likely be the first to throw a triple
Apr 29 2013 7:56PM
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Randy_Quench
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This is why I choose not to compete. In fact this is why I ski over playing multitude of other sports. rules are lame.
Apr 29 2013 7:57PM
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Saga.
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I believe it is still illegal on the national level. Therefore an agency that represents the entire nation would like abide by those laws.
Apr 29 2013 7:58PM
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p-fo
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This pretty much sums it up, unfortunately.
Apr 29 2013 8:08PM
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E__
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I don't know dude. Riddle is pretty close (well closest I've seen so far) but I would much rather see Simon stomp one. That would be inspirational.
Apr 29 2013 9:01PM
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a_burger
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Yeah, I think Simon deserves it. This will probably be his only Olympics. Let him have something besides 12 year olds shitting on him on NS. I would be stoked to see him or Tanner win. Tanner is pretty unlikely but just seeing him competing would be nice.
Apr 29 2013 9:09PM
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steezy.stew
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Everything is wrong with this, it goes against the nature the the sport. 420 blaze it fagget
Apr 29 2013 9:12PM
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SkiBum.
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JAH





Faggot (correct spelling you moron)
Apr 29 2013 9:46PM
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TOAST.
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nah, he's right. One could say that comps go against the nature of the sport too.
Apr 29 2013 10:25PM
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terraclot
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Apr 30 2013 2:02AM
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COskier
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I don't think it is that big of a deal if you get caught with weed in your system outside of competition. In comps, you get in trouble in the summer, they really only care about roids. I forget what it said in the video but I think you get like 3 strikes with weed.
Apr 30 2013 2:48AM
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COskier
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Also, word on the street is that Hall is/was on roids, dunno if it's true, but possible.
Apr 30 2013 2:53AM
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.tomskis
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JAH BLAZE MA RASTA MON
Apr 30 2013 8:08AM
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Session
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I wonder daily...."I work in GREEN energy....why you sweating the GREEN?"

It's just life.
Apr 30 2013 10:22AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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its a little of a stretch, bit i honestly wouldnt be too surprised if it surfaced.
Apr 30 2013 10:36AM
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Mr.Bishop
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I'd almost argue that an athlete should get props for being able to beat others stoned. I mean is there research that says it increases your athletic ability that I don't know about?

Apr 30 2013 10:49AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Gotta make that green.
Apr 30 2013 11:10AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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I personally am so much better at skiing when stoned.just Throw in some loud music and get in the zoneee
Apr 30 2013 11:16AM
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BobYohan
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'MURRICA!
Apr 30 2013 11:18AM
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Randy_Quench
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this. its gotta have some ski-enhancing effects haha
Apr 30 2013 11:57AM
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werd.
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If you broke both of your ankles and knees and still ski you're a winner in my book, roids or not...
Apr 30 2013 12:05PM
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skinakedfast
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this is so not punk rock
Apr 30 2013 12:39PM
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404404
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Good thing he never smoked weed in his life.


Here is an story on Popsci.com

Funny because smoking cigs and drinking should both fall into criteria. If you want to be an american hero your gonna have to be subjected to bull shit. Haha you a common vagrant in the eyes of these people if you smoke weed. Have fun in Russia!


[F]or a substance to be considered for inclusion on the List of Prohibited Substances and Methods, it needs to meet any two of the following three criteria:
  • Be performance enhancing;
  • Potentially a health risk;
  • Against the spirit of sport.
Apr 30 2013 12:56PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Im sure everyone with a chance to go to Sochi was warned or expected this to happen.
Apr 30 2013 1:09PM
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CrotchKiller
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haha you could literally fit anything into that criteria. That's bullshit.
Apr 30 2013 1:22PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Red Bull...
Apr 30 2013 1:28PM
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Turkelton
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I want Simon to win the Olympics, he was the first skier I ever watched an edit of.
Apr 30 2013 1:37PM
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Saga.
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Now this is awesome. The best meme I've seen in awhile.
Apr 30 2013 1:47PM
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ScottyN
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please can we get kicked outta the olympics!!!
Apr 30 2013 3:05PM
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Randy_Quench
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I find this hilarious. if anything it goes hand in hand with the spirit of the sport.
what if simons eating edibles? no health risk there cause no smoke. fuck the usada, this is horseshit.
Apr 30 2013 3:46PM
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CrotchKiller
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it's funny what they consider to be the "spirt of skiing"

This is what I consider to be the spirt of skiing.

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