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The " I'm never drinking again thread"

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Good times, but holy hell the hangover is kicking my ass.  Anybody have some memorable stories, quotes etc, from raging?
Apr 28 2013 2:03PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Well, I day drank all day yesterday which usually results in bad decisions. When I was walking back to my building I stole confiscated beer that was sitting on the hood of a cop car while the cop was talking to the kids that just got in trouble. Turns out that there was another cop sitting in the passenger seat and video cameras every where, so they figured out it was me after looking through the cameras. I'm underage (turn 21 in a week), so I'm getting an assload of fines, a court date, and I have to meet with the dean of the University. Not thrilled, but at the time it was absolutely hilarious.
Apr 28 2013 10:38PM
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fupaface
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came to in the wrong house, with police arresting me, super fun! FUCK LIQUOR
Apr 28 2013 10:44PM
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*Bird
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Apr 28 2013 11:05PM
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alvy.
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that hoe got nothing on me.
Apr 28 2013 11:31PM
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act.resist
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i wasn't aware that this was for points


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Apr 29 2013 1:05AM
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Joebin
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^^^ Awww shit
Apr 29 2013 1:08AM
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pelle_munch
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Just got back from a weeklong vacation in costa rica. I never once went to bed before 2 am, and was drunk the entire time. Now i want to not drink for a few days
Apr 29 2013 1:16AM
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I was seeing double when I made the title of the thread.  "I'm never drinking again" thread, whew glad we got that corrected.
Apr 29 2013 2:34AM
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gnarles.
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its a Canadian thing
Apr 29 2013 2:39AM
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NBCskier
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Good night? You were at some chicks house whipped your dick out and put it in between your legs so you look like a fuckin European hooker? That's not a good night. That's you bein a complete tool/kid who can't hold their booze without turning into a flaming homo. You and your buddies probably give each other reach arounds when you're drunk with no real vaginas around. Go have another spiked apple cider Chaz bono.
Apr 29 2013 3:53AM
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boozer
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I once had a few too many drinks and got super tired and went to bed. When I woke up, I was in different clothes as I went to sleep in and a lot of people were VERY mad at me. I had taken these pain killers for my knee that apparently don't mix well with alcohol. "COMA LIKE SIDE EFFECTS" is what the bottle said. Apparently I was very violent and puking everywhere while my ex held me up in the shower naked (because she was the only person willing to). The weird part was, the hangover was almost not noticeable. Shit was like being in the Blaire witch project only all my friends were there and I threw up on my ex.
Apr 29 2013 4:18AM
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