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Pooping at school

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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
Why is it so awkward to poop at school?
I'd honestly wait 2 hours to get home then just tough it out and take a shit at school.
Does anybody else have this issue?
Apr 24 2013 8:59AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I never poop in public bathrooms
Apr 24 2013 9:00AM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
i hate sitting on another kids piss
Apr 24 2013 9:01AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Used to have the no pooping in public mentality, but now I enjoy destroying public bathrooms anywhere and everywhere.
Apr 24 2013 9:02AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Used to hate it.

Tried it.

Love it.
Apr 24 2013 9:06AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Pooping in public bathrooms are the best. At school there's usually some good literature on the walls, occasional you find a blow job that's just a call away. Only downside is the toilet paper almost always sucks.
Apr 24 2013 9:09AM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
dont do it.


but actually at my school we often poopstyle, or freestyle rap while pooping between the stalls. its g as fuck.
Apr 24 2013 9:17AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I generally go in public bathrooms for dropin a deuce. If I drop a deuce at home I will clog the toilet with my giant terd.
Apr 24 2013 9:22AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
TP can, you know, wipe it off?

You can even put a layer on the seat to sit on if it really bothers you that much.
Apr 24 2013 9:23AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
kinda hard at boarding school, but I used to hate it, now i get used to it.. I can shit anywhere, anytime, anyhow.
Apr 24 2013 9:25AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
our school didn't have doors on the stalls, so I definitely wasn't shitting there....

pooping at work though? best. thing. ever. get paid to shit....awesome. i usually turn it in to a 20-30 minute ordeal. play on my phone....read the paper someone was kind enough to leave in the stall...
Apr 24 2013 9:25AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
I only use the teachers bathroom, unfortunately it clogs with the smallest steamer and I take large ones. Hence it is usually clogged everyday by me
Apr 24 2013 9:30AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Just did it and it was great, just throw some tp down the seat and youre golden.
Apr 24 2013 10:21AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Group poops are the best tho.
I'm perfectly comfertable pooping at school
Apr 24 2013 10:23AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,519
I try not too. But when I do, I make sure it's the most isolated bathroom. All the main ones in the lunch rooms are filthy. And I make sure I take my time. The teach can get as butthurt all they want. When I have to shit, I have to shit.
Apr 24 2013 10:36AM
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crswlson
Posts: 30 - Karma: 289
i dont know what you guys are saying. pooping is relaxing (most of the time). nothing is better then leaving class and just dropping a super nice shit. and group poops are always a good time.
Apr 24 2013 10:57AM
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Notreallydrunk
Posts: 80 - Karma: 63
Today i had to take a large dump during my math finals, so this teacher had to follow me in to the bathrom and stod right outside while i was pooping , really funny and embarrassing at the same time
Apr 24 2013 11:13AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
I used to never be able to poop in public bathrooms until college. Now i have a special bathroom i go to on campus that is tucked away in a basement where the most ultimate public poops happen
Apr 24 2013 11:24AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Just wait until college, when you HAVE to poop in the bathrooms. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But for real, it's usually not a good time.
Apr 24 2013 11:25AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
If i have no other option then i will go at school. its fucking nasty at my school so seat hovering is almost a sport. feel the burrnnn
Apr 24 2013 11:27AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
This deserves a nobel peace prize. 10/10
Apr 24 2013 11:31AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
I feel that. If I really need to dump, instead of killing my own toilet, I destroy a public
Apr 24 2013 11:41AM
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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
same way.... got to college and even where you live is a public bathroom now i dont care
Apr 24 2013 11:43AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
just dropped a big ol stink pickle in my college's library's single bathroom and held the door open for the attractive young lady waiting outside the door
Apr 24 2013 11:45AM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
probably because it is an earth and atmospheric science building...
Apr 24 2013 12:00PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Pretty much this. Bathrooms on campus are way nicer than my house's.
Apr 24 2013 12:18PM
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WillyTheKid
Posts: 106 - Karma: 639
looks like you spend too much time pooping...
Apr 24 2013 10:12PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
College bathrooms aren't so bad, I have my list of top 10 hidden bathrooms that are top of the line and excluded
Apr 24 2013 10:16PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
secluded...
Apr 24 2013 10:17PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
One time I went to the washroom at a restraint and there was diarrhea all over the floor and toilet. That stopped me from using any public toilets anywhere.
Apr 24 2013 10:20PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Can't say I've ever took a dump in the school bathrooms. I guess it's always been in the back of my mind, but all the bathrooms at my school are nasty except for a select few. I guess the idea of not having to unclog would be a comfort, but I feel like I just wouldn't be able to have the kind of time I need. And what if it's a really rough day, one of those fire bombs of a shit, pure acidic eruption from your asshole. Is the dry, crusted over, itchy toilet paper going to be able to handle that kind of toxic sludge?
Apr 24 2013 10:23PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
this thread made me laugh really hard. when u gotta go u gotta go. anytime any place. except for when ur at a girls house. thats just to weird for me

Apr 24 2013 10:24PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
pooping in public is my one phobia
Apr 24 2013 10:39PM
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CarrotSteeze
Posts: 147 - Karma: 105
i cant take a shit in a public bathroom for 2 reasons, if your hosting on the battle for middle earth in the toilets its incredibly uncomfortable to think about someone else listening to all the groans and moans as you fight back the tears as the catapults launch the shit balls into the toilet, and the second reason being that at my school if you get caught taking a shit people rain wet towel balls like its the nike 3 point contest in ur stall. I take my business in the private
Apr 24 2013 11:22PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
All this talk of group pooping is plain weird.
I prefer not to but if I do, I make sure the next person who uses the stall knows I was there before him.
Apr 24 2013 11:42PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Toilet paper is like 1/4 ply it's so bad.
Apr 24 2013 11:43PM
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Broook
Posts: 353 - Karma: 46
Used to love playing battle-shits with classmates.
Apr 25 2013 12:35AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
team poops are the best
Apr 25 2013 12:37AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I think the time spent in the stall at school was awesome. I would always make shit logs with date, time, class, and comments. They would fill up so quick.
Apr 25 2013 12:37AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
Pooping in a handicapped stall because I like da grab bar bump
Apr 25 2013 9:08AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
College is the best. You can find the super secret poop spots and hit those up whenever and there's no line and nobody's probably been in there since it was cleaned.
2nd floor of my minerals and engineering building. Only earth science majors go in there and there's only labs on the second floor. I'm inside ring taking some decent tp off the roll and putting it in a bag and leaving it in my backpack so I can take epic dumps on campus
Apr 25 2013 10:51AM
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lamppost
Posts: 277 - Karma: 197
the only have one ply toilet paper so that normally sucks, and also how id hate to be that kid pooping in school
Apr 25 2013 10:59AM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Just graced my school bathroom with diarrhea sharts
Apr 25 2013 11:00AM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
I feel good after that. Retaining poop isn't healty.
Tho i don't sit on the toilet
Apr 25 2013 11:02AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
I DO NOT shit in school or public for any reason, with the exception of explosive diarrhea. Holdng in isnt a problem for me. Once, when i was at bay scout summer camp, i held a shit for 6 days straight. I only shat when i could barely eat because i was so clogged up.
Apr 25 2013 11:23AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
da faq
Apr 25 2013 11:37AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
all you publicpoopphobia (PPP) kids are in for a treat when you're shitting in a dorm room bathroom that makes your highschool's bathrooms look like a 5 star hotels.
Apr 25 2013 11:44AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Stage Fright wont let me unless im about to shit my pants.
Apr 25 2013 11:45AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
I'm on a strict shit schedule in the morning. Very seldomly do I stray away. However, when the situation arises, be not afraid of the public toilet!
Apr 25 2013 11:59AM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
in high school i would always wait till i got home or to a buddies house or something, just because my HS was dirty as shit and literally every bathroom for students was disgusting, straight up nasty. if i was in dire need to take a shit during HS , i would always hit up the chill bathrooms that only teachers suppose to use. As far as college i am lucky enough to go to a school that takes pride in their cleanliness , only place i wont take a shit on campus is the really busy bathrooms in the library cause they get used sooo much. and ive noticed more and more people taking fat shits , pissing etc and not even washing there hands or even using hand sanitizer that they provided when done. to me thats fucking nasty , gross , and makes it worse on everyone . but ya when you get to college or whatever itll change ur whole shitting mentality ... haha cant believe i wrote this much on this post. god i must be still drunk.
Apr 25 2013 12:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Pooping in public bathrooms used to scared me and I wouldn't do it. Now I do it when I have to. I had a really horrible night because of my fear of pooping in public bathrooms.

I'm trying to grow the balls to post it. Not sure if I want to though
Apr 25 2013 1:11PM
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