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Sean Pettit a Dad??!???111?11!
.:Krystal Kooters ftw:.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you click out of MY SKIS now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you."
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
-one hell of a wise newschooler
I AM CORNHOLIO
he's only 20!
would not be surprised if any one of the kids got a hold of his phone and tweeted that out
would also not be surprised if he knocked a girl up though...
Is she by chance from sun valley?
"He was the spearhead of the mod force. Everyone knew who he was and feared his wrath. There really isn't anyone like that anymore. Rowen didn't just delete their threads, he deleted their souls."
Lol. Well the tweet before that was, "Do you want a massage?" "I touch myself" -@sethmorrison1. And that was 1 minute before. Aha guessing he's getting played. Either way I guess you could call this awesome? Ha, yup.
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith
what a baller, by the time he settles down he'll be reaping the benefits of his child's movie segments and comp earnings
It was posted as his status on Facebook as well
FLAMINGO GANG OR DIE
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