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Who's in colorado is selling shrooms?

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.Roockley.
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Apr 21 2013 5:23PM
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SkiBum.
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Those damn giraffes
Apr 21 2013 5:27PM
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bnewbs6
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Hahaha. Also, if this is an NSer you must confess.
Apr 21 2013 5:28PM
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joris.blanc
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Chased by giraffes you say ??


Apr 21 2013 5:33PM
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ggfski42
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lol fuckin steamboat...
Apr 21 2013 5:56PM
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louie.mirags
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lmfao
Apr 21 2013 6:04PM
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skiingonskis
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Steamboat police blotter is always gold.

Apr 21 2013 6:09PM
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JWeinstock
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hahaha whats with giraffes lately
Apr 21 2013 7:00PM
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powbrewer
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African safari, CO style
Apr 21 2013 7:29PM
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sherms
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hahahahahaha honestly one of the funniest things ive ever heard
Apr 21 2013 8:08PM
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tinkytwinky
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she would totally taste it. shroom chocolates taste like dry butthole. And also i call bs, an 8th, or really any amount of shrooms, wont make you see giraffes.
Apr 21 2013 8:13PM
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louie.mirags
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true, def just made up excuse cause caught..
Apr 21 2013 8:26PM
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Bittner
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It was crotchkiller

Apr 21 2013 8:39PM
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Jewschoolers
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1. who the fuck would buy plain old mushrooms covered in chocolate
2. who the fuck would pay 30 dollars for it
Apr 21 2013 8:50PM
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VoodooThursday
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word
Apr 21 2013 9:35PM
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.Duncan.
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since when do people see shit like that on $30 of mushrooms.
Apr 21 2013 9:47PM
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.Roockley.
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i'll point it out before some does, i done fucked up the title
Apr 21 2013 9:57PM
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.Roockley.
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*someone

i should probably go to sleep now
Apr 21 2013 9:57PM
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BigScaryLarry
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bahaha thats great. how old is this girl?

Apr 21 2013 10:05PM
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SteezyMagee
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I thought the same exact thing
Apr 21 2013 11:11PM
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250r
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7gs wll do you pretty fuckin well...especially if you're a little girl. i guess the prices are probably higher down there, either way im sure she still got pretty fucked up
Apr 22 2013 12:59AM
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louie.mirags
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Yeah 30 is standard for 3.5g, which would do her plenty, I've only eaten half eighth and was well off... No actual out of body experiences on shrooms but little girls on mushrooms must have wild imaginations...
Apr 22 2013 7:11AM
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GayWolf420
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Kids are fucking retards. That's awesome, though.
Apr 22 2013 7:57AM
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KaneDog
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Apr 22 2013 10:27AM
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Twinjibber77
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One of the most epic first pages i have seen in a while, my day is made.
Also, can anyone tell me who that white Cat Williams/ Paul Wall lookin' mutha fucka i saw in the giraffe video was?
Apr 22 2013 10:54AM
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Stainr
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chocolate covered mushrooms FTW
Apr 22 2013 11:03AM
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deepvoice
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where was ski patrol when they were needed
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Apr 22 2013 11:43AM
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deepvoice
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fuck my bad.
Apr 22 2013 11:45AM
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coolflash8
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i should start posting things off the homepage of reddit
Apr 22 2013 12:10PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Mushrooms dipped in chocolate would taste like shit... and why the hell would you pay $30 for that
Apr 22 2013 12:27PM
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CrotchKiller
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Apr 22 2013 12:41PM
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CKpolicy
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30 bucks for a homemade snack from a stranger? Sounds legit!
Apr 22 2013 1:09PM
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deet
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Apr 22 2013 1:35PM
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squibble
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mushrooms are expensive. not sure about the chocolate though
Apr 22 2013 1:40PM
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nicetwins
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Chocolate covered portobello mushrooms....??? For 30$ wtf. Lol
Apr 22 2013 4:22PM
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theabortionator
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Worst cover up story ever. Grandma I thought they were porteballa mushrooms dipped in chocolate.

Ok sure, lol
Apr 22 2013 4:23PM
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zues
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god damn taht was sexy
Apr 22 2013 5:03PM
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De-Clan
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i bet she thought they were tasty
Apr 22 2013 5:08PM
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Peter.
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are chocolate covered mushrooms even a thing
Apr 22 2013 5:19PM
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K-Dot.
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It was David Lesh. How else could he afford to wear a hat. Everyone knows that you need sell drugs if you by anything in America
Apr 22 2013 5:26PM
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theabortionator
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Yes. Well I doubt with regular mushrooms.
Apr 22 2013 5:31PM
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CrotchKiller
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No it wasn't, they don't ski at steamboat. Sorry bud
Apr 22 2013 5:49PM
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Treestman
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if its good mushies and your tolerance is low
Apr 22 2013 6:04PM
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a.bott
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Apr 22 2013 6:06PM
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Obie.
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Terrence Mckenna would not approve of covering said mushies in chocolate
Apr 22 2013 6:11PM
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Vino
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Someone has been on Reddit lately ?
Apr 22 2013 6:34PM
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theabortionator
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Some people don't like the taste of mushrooms and can't eat them without something else like peanut butter or chocolate.

Many people grind them up and throw them into chocolate treats.

You don't pay for the chocolate treat, you pay for the life changing experience it leads you on.

If you want a chocolate snack buy a bag of whatever treats catch your eye in the store. If you want an adventure, buy the ticket take the ride.
Apr 22 2013 6:35PM
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snakerton
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wtf its not even shroom season?
Apr 22 2013 6:48PM
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theabortionator
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Because you can't get shrooms year round or anything lol
Apr 22 2013 7:02PM
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BigScaryLarry
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what if the chocolate on the shrooms was laced with LSD?.........

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