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Dumb things your friends say.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346

so one time i was driving my bud home from school and i was playing some wu tang. And when i asked him if we liked them at all , he told me he had never heard of them and that they dont even know how to sing. which doesnt make any sense so i made him walk the rest of the way.

post the dumb things your friends have said.

Apr 21 2013 2:16PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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One of my buddies tweeted that he doesn't like Selena Gomez's music. How ridiculous!
Apr 21 2013 2:18PM
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SFB
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what an idiot her voice is like angels.
Apr 21 2013 2:19PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Is NASCAR in the olympics?
Apr 21 2013 2:19PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I hate it when my friends talk. They are just there to make it look like I have friends, not because i like them.
Apr 21 2013 2:22PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
repost
Apr 21 2013 2:32PM
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SFB
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why do you hate me so much slutterbutt.
Apr 21 2013 2:34PM
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Spagett+
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Apr 21 2013 2:35PM
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act.resist
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because you like to kill puppies
Apr 21 2013 2:36PM
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SFB
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not my fault they taste so good.

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Apr 21 2013 2:38PM
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act.resist
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sick brah
Apr 21 2013 2:44PM
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SFB
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thanks ;)
Apr 21 2013 2:47PM
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act.resist
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yw
Apr 21 2013 2:50PM
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gotti
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she wants the d
Apr 21 2013 2:53PM
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DrewPeacock
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Apr 21 2013 2:53PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
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Apr 21 2013 2:56PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
One time my friend said he would rather sit on NS than go fruit bootin'


Apr 21 2013 2:57PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
tell me somethign i dont know.
Apr 21 2013 2:57PM
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drumstick
Posts: 99 - Karma: -724
sirf francis bacon is the biggest douche in the universe.
Apr 21 2013 3:04PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Me:"dude that book has been checked out for 147 years"

15 seconds

him: "dude hes probably dead"

Same kid

"oh bro it smells like cum over here"

Him: "oh it does! I wonder what it tastes like?"

Apr 21 2013 3:07PM
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JAHpow
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I have a friend that speaks nonsense only. Nothing intelligent ever leaves his mouth. That's why I hardly ever hang out with him anymore.
Apr 21 2013 3:11PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
"Birds are reptiles" - said by the one and only pinkname sweet_caroline
Apr 21 2013 3:24PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
one of my friends said he could give anyone a boner
Apr 21 2013 3:28PM
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act.resist
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reptiles are descendant of birds. so she was almost right.
Apr 21 2013 3:29PM
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cbj
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No, she took first year biology and was convinced that birds are reptiles because they lay eggs. Don't you mean birds are descendant of reptiles?
Apr 21 2013 3:31PM
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_DUSTY_
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You have that backwards
Apr 21 2013 3:33PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
petition to change title to "dumb things butterslut says"
Apr 21 2013 3:34PM
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act.resist
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yea, that's what i meant.
Apr 21 2013 3:40PM
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deleted5
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I have a friend that legitimately believes the Boston bombing was orchestrated by the government and because he looked into it he's now on a watchlist.
Apr 21 2013 3:40PM
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act.resist
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my friend called the boston bombing, "the boston massacre"
Apr 21 2013 3:42PM
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whoa-dere
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how does he know that hes on a watchlist?
Apr 21 2013 4:22PM
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SFB
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who?
Apr 21 2013 8:36PM
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CashmereCat
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"I feel like this is what horse semen tastes like"
Apr 21 2013 8:39PM
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louie.mirags
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east coasters are 63% more likely to not recognize wu tang.


i am part of that 63%
Apr 21 2013 8:40PM
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GIF
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This Potato named Andrew Quenoeg
Apr 21 2013 8:57PM
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SFB
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he sounds like a fucking butthole.
Apr 21 2013 9:00PM
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Culture+
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wow dud he so is you have probly met him
Apr 21 2013 9:03PM
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SFB
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i probably have but i feel like i would remember someon that butholley.
Apr 21 2013 9:12PM
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^^.Doug.^^
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one time in socials class my friend told me that if we were to drag an iceberg to africa it would solve their water problem....
Apr 21 2013 9:24PM
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JakeBarrett
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"I hate Brother Ali now. I heard he's muslim. I hate him now." Spoken by a true Idaho redneck.
Apr 21 2013 9:26PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
I had my friend over to my condo with my whole family and he fell, then he shouted out FUCK. He then tried convincing them he said FWAY.
Apr 21 2013 9:28PM
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Davy.Crockett
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yesterday my friend was trying to tell me that really cold water, like ice water makes him throw up when he drinks it...
Apr 21 2013 9:28PM
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